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By: Brian | brianmcw
Oh my gosh! I love this!
Can I get a makerspace like this in my future house??
#i love watching how Tony works
Edwin Jarvis: Peggy no!
Peggy: Peggy yes!
Almost every guy ever: PEGGY NO
Peggy: Screw you! PeGGY YES!!
Steve Rogers: Peggy Yes!!!!!
Peggy: PEG-
Peggy: oh.
Peggy: Ooh I like him
About the Houses
Hufflepuff is tea and sweaters. Hufflepuff is punching someone in the face because they need to shut up, calm down, or get the sense knocked into them. Hufflepuff is spring, seeing winter melting away and basking in the sunlight. Hufflepuff is singing loudly to Journey and Queen. Hufflepuff is having the messiest room and yet knowing exactly where to find everything. Hufflepuff is “there’s no such thing as too much chocolate”. Hufflepuff is one too many glasses of champagne so the world feels like sunshine. Hufflepuff is honestly not giving a damn what anyone else thinks. Hufflepuff is prank wars that spiral out of control. Hufflepuff is getting shit done while everyone else argues. Hufflepuff is refusing to fit into the mold, which results in hufflepunks. Hufflepuff is staying up till three am to talk someone out of depression, out of suicide, out of something stupid, convincing them how amazing and how loved they are. Hufflepuff is loyalty, is true friendship, not the plastic My Little Pony stuff but the true friendship. Hufflepuff is the first ones to get Netflix running at Hogwarts, despite magical interference. Hufflepuff is loneliness, is the intense desire for friendship. Hufflepuff is having to deal with derision and scorn. Hufflepuff is loyalty placed in the wrong ideal, loving the wrong person. Hufflepuff is drowning in emotions that bring panic attacks.
Ravenclaw is winter peace and blizzards. Ravenclaw is the beauty of white snow against evergreens and a baby blue sky. Ravenclaw is the sharpness and cutting edge of a cold breeze, the glint of a metal blade. Ravenclaw is the silence of a library, lost completely in a world of ink and screens and words. Ravenclaw is a glass of wine and an old friend. Ravenclaw is martial arts and street smart. Ravenclaw is always asking why. Ravenclaw is pages filled with writing and doodles and diagrams. Ravenclaw is telling dirty jokes in code so no one can tell why you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and the teacher can’t read the notes you were passing in class. Ravenclaw is failing a class because you couldn’t be bothered to read or do homework, it was too boring and you had other things. Ravenclaw is challenging the status-quo and saying “there’s always another option”. Ravenclaw is citrus and a stash of junk food that you always seem to eat right away. Ravenclaw is learning a new language because you want to. Ravenclaw is an innocent face that can hide the dirtiest mind. Ravenclaw is a pile of books that you’ll read - you will, you promise - one day. Ravenclaw is looking up and saying “hell, when did it get to be three thirty AM”, and you have classes in five hours but decide that staying up another half hour won’t hurt. Ravenclaw is love that happens slowly, like creeping ivy, till one day you wake up and realize it’s ensnared you tightly and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Ravenclaw is addiction, to coffee, to drugs, to sweets, anything to get that clarity and that swooping feeling. Ravenclaw is coldness, is locking away resentment to fester, is “revenge is a dish best served cold”. Ravenclaw is shutting up and never ever asking for help, because you’re smart enough, capable enough to handle it. Because you have to.
Gryffindor is summer, cloudless blue skies and endless green fields. Gryffindor is adrenaline highs and truth or dare. Gryffindor is bright red lipstick and cologne that makes heads turn. Gryffindor is parties that go all night. Gryffindor is fireworks exploding in the sky. Gryffindor is standing up to anyone, friend, foe, or stranger, to tell them they’re wrong. Gryffindor is throwing your friend a beer and jumping on their lap to take a nap. Gryffindor is the love of horror games. Gryffindor is steak and burgers, Gryffindor is spicy curry. Gryffindor is taking the risk, making the leap, no matter the odds. Gryffindor is raising your hand in class. Gryffindor is passionate love, whether it be romantic, platonic, or otherwise, that sees no difference in a hand picked wildflower and a diamond necklace as long as it makes the recipient happy. Gryffindor is defending, even if it’s defending someone you hate against someone you love, because Gryffindor stands up for what is right. Gryffindor is recklessness, the uncontrollable emotion, the carelessness with laws and rules. Gryffindor is choosing the ‘morally correct’ option even if it means more are hurt. Gryffindor is solving things brashly, physically, and only making everything worse.
Slytherin is fall evenings, the air crisp but not cold, the setting sun revealing autumn beauty before darkening to show a million billion stars in the indigo inky sky. Slytherin is when the air smells like cloves and cinnamon and smoke from the crackling bonfire. Slytherin is apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Slytherin is a glass of golden scotch. Slytherin is finding comfort in jeans and a leather jacket, dying your hair and tattoos that are like artwork. Slytherin is pride in your heritage, in what it took to get you here. Slytherin is the warm blossom of accomplishment in your chest. Slytherin is tall boots and long scarves. Slytherin is the person you’d trust with anything and everything, the one you love above all else, the one you’d kill for. Slytherin is not being afraid of the dark, but remembering that night heals. Slytherin is musky forests and the steady soothing rainfall. Slytherin is sarcasm and wit. Slytherin is determination in the face of fear. Slytherin is talking your way out of situations to keep those you love safe. Slytherin is the love that shows itself quietly from day to day, with quiet brushes and unsaid favors, but that rears up in fury to defend if necessary. Slytherin is the dark side, the morally ambiguous, the race to the finish line for whatever it is you desire, shoving others aside because you have to. Slytherin is locking yourself in a shadowed corner and curling up, because it’s too much… it’s too much… and wiping the tears and standing anyway, head held high because you can’t stop now, and you can’t show weakness.
Hufflepuffs are not weak. Ravenclaws are not heartless. Gryffindors are not arrogant. Slytherins are not evil.
Break Stereotypes. Be Open-Minded.
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
Slytherin: guys, if we don’t make it out alive, I just want to say that…
All other houses of Hogwarts:-shining eyes- what? What is it?
Slytherin: Since I’m almost perfect, I’m blaming this on you all
September 1st
You guys know what that means right?
Today we are going back to Hogwarts!
Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”
Answer to the often-asked question, “Was there a mutiny on Skylab?”
Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
The types as I know them
ISFJ
-wants to cuddle always
-loves fuzzy socks
-gives you gifts when you’re sad
-wonderful baker
-SO BOOK SMART
-takes ten minutes to get a joke
-super athletic
Istp
-tough as nails
-doesn’t really care about humans
-would take a bullet for a dog
-really loves food
-super smart but won’t admit it
-good at literally everything, but gets bored and drops whatever it was.
-SUCH A GOOD WRITER WOW
-has such an edgy dark vibe
Entp
-Vegan (not for animals just to be different & “healthy”)
-gainsss fanatic
-obsessed with plants
-probably a psychopath
-hyped when around friends
-tries extremely hard to get their crap together, but their organization fades away.
-we share the same humor
INTJ
-so, so many puns
-sends the most bizarre IG videos to the group chat
-everybody LOVES her, but she hates 99% of people.
-loves vanilla shakes
-reads so freaking much
-has at least 5 guys in love with her and her reaction is “meh”
-blushes a lot
ENTJ
-such a douche, honestly
-SO GOOD AT LITERALLY ANYTHING
-wants to own a coffee shop one day
-finds everyone inferior
-never tries because there is no competition
-got a 32 on the ACT and isn’t going to college just cuz
-actually really romantic
-has your back like nobody else
INTP
-in his head ALL the time
-actually cares a lot
-snarky comments constantly
-really logical
-can figure anything out
-he is impossible to read
-told me he hasn’t cried for 4 years
-can’t figure out what to do in life
-LOYAL AF
ESFJ
-Done with bs before it starts
-such a goober
-really easy going but a lot of fun
-mediocre intellectually, but could get amazing grades if he applied himself
-has been saying he’s gonna break up with his gf for months and still hasn’t
-plays baseball
-JOCK®
ENFP
-makes weird noises constantly
-so sweet to everyone
-every girl I know is in love with him
-very protective over family/friends
-has a good heart
ENFJ
-just wants the world to be a better place
-in color guard
-so smol
-blames herself for anything that goes wrong
-the SWEETEST
-posts wayyyyy too many heartfelt IG pictures
-loves to paint
-cares
INFJ
-SWEET
-feels awkward
-when she gets mad it’s really funny because she doesn’t look mad at all
-loves nature
-SUPER SMART
-so humble
Astronaut tweets
The V&A café is the best museum café ever
These are cool
MBTI Types As Bottles:
ENFP:
INFP:
ESFP:
ISFP:
ESFJ:
ISFJ:
ENFJ:
INFJ:
ESTP:
ISTP:
ESTJ:
ISTJ:
ENTP:
INTP:
ENTJ:
INTJ:
“I struggle with a lot of the books/youtube channels on this subject as they tend to relate to people that focus their entire life on sustainability, rather than people that incorporate sustainable habits into their normal life.”
^it’s about being mindful, not giving yourself grief every time you forget to bring a reusable cup with you. Love this.
Do you have any tips for someone who's interested in a more sustainable lifestyle but not sure where to start?
I would suggest spending a bit of time watching some youtube videos and reading some books about it. The book ‘Zero Waste Home’ by Bea Johnson is a good starting point, and the ebook is inexpensive. I will paste a link HERE to a list of youtube channels that talk about living low waste / sustainably.
When you are ready, you can start making small changes like carrying a water bottle or coffee cup, and buying products in less packaging.
Just remember that you don’t have to make every single change at once, and it’s also totally okay if there are certain changes that you don’t want to make at all. Use the resources for ideas/inspiration - not as an exact guide!
(I struggle with a lot of the books/youtube channels on this subject as they tend to relate to people that focus their entire life on sustainability, rather than people that incorporate sustainable habits into their normal life). Small changes can still make a huge difference, don’t underestimate them :)
https://www.instagram.com/countrylivingmag
Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…
[Oxford Photovoltaics]
“Es ist nur EIN Strohhalm”, sagten 8 Milliarden Menschen.
Genauso ist es mit jeder anderen scheinbar unbedeutenden Entscheidung in unserem Alltag.
Hello guys! Sorry for the absence lately but I haven’t been feeling well. I am feeling much more anxious than usual, but luckily my spring break starts next week.
Interesting use of a note-taking... thing
magnetism + mango smoothie + good music
The world’s most detailed scan of the brain’s internal wiring has been produced by scientists at Cardiff University.
Not only does the scan show the direction of the messaging, but also the density of the brain’s wiring. Conventional scans clearly show lesions - areas of damage - in the brain of MS patients.But this advanced scan, showing axonal density, can help explain how the lesions affect motor and cognitive pathways - which can trigger movement problems and extreme fatigue.
Prof Derek Jones, CUBRIC’s director, said it was like getting hold of the Hubble telescope when you’ve been using binoculars. “The promise for researchers is that we can start to look at structure and function together for the first time,” he said.
Addressing gender imbalance in academic work
it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”