With The Ides Of March Fast Approaching We Must Be Prepared

Why can't I just major in swordfighting.

“Cosmic Overture” Daniel Martin Diaz

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

The Wuppertaler Schwebebahn is the oldest electric elevated railway with hanging cars in the world via RetroFuturism

AND HERE COME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WITH A STEEL CHAIR

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck