Tom Nook: Do You Mind If I Invite My Old Museum Curator Friend, Blathers?

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

PUSSY HAD ME LIKE YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOO

society if we were all autistic (imagine a picture of a bunch of trains)

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

she is weird but the pussy got that psych ward sock grip

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

old people are right. about werthers originals