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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

2001 / 2020

Computer: *makes a sound*

Autistic: *makes the same sound*

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

nonchalantly brings up something I've been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment

PUSSY HAD ME LIKE YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOO

old people are right. about werthers originals

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives