Made This In A Fit At 1 Am

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

neil banging out the tunes pride flag

not now son daddy’s text post is flopping ...

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

nonchalantly brings up something I've been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

2001 / 2020