Shortbread-biscuit - Biscuit Enthusiast

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

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Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

white girls hunting me in packs