ADHD. I have ADHD. Oh, and I'm aroace. Hi. :]
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Latest Posts by shroomiethefrogwhisperer - Page 2
Okay, see, I understand now. And no, I don't sound like AI. AI sounds like me.
This isn't an insult but you write like an AI
Maybe I just have adhd but
W h u t
I have no idea what this means
I see the words on the screen
But understanding has left my brain
What the hell
Hi
It's me
Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.
I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.
I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.
(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)
TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.
what do you believe when everyone is watching? what do you believe?
what do you believe when nobody is watching? what do you believe?
so, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter series. I just watched the films for the first time, and I keep seeing things that are like, "The books are better! Ginny has a personality! Harry is definitely at least bisexual!"
And also, you know, I'm writing a fanfic. But that's another thing.
I'm basically doing an in-depth re-read for character study purposes.
Things I've noticed:
Draco's less of an outright ass
Luna is awesome. Full stop.
The Weasley twins are absolutely iconic. The films did them so dirty.
Lee Jordan? Why is he not in the films? Also, I can't tell if he's Asian or not. He gives me Korean vibes (partially because of his name), but he might also be some flavour of African-American-British fuckery?
Snape is a jerk. He always was a jerk, but now I have more perspective.
I need to compile a playlist of songs that I think should have been in the movies. Like- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace is so Drarry coded?
I fucking love Remus Lupin.
The fic I'm writing is gonna be epic.
okay so i know that i may defend geoffrey, but i too am a fellow gay and nebula romantic. i’m like wondering what being nebula romantic means to you personally? #hopethisisntweird (btw i rlly like how silly you can get and i respect that grind)
Nebularomanticism, for me, stems from my neurodivergencies.
I have ADHD and undiagnosed autism, and because of this, I often have a very difficult time telling platonic attraction from romantic attraction.
Mostly, it means that I have a lot of crushes on my friends.
-Example no. 873 of ADHD being annoying
”Dude, stop being autistic.”
-My mom, to my ADHD brother when he’s being nitpicky
My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans
my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom
“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”
I know I’m edgy leave me alone
frogs and mushrooms does that equal neurodivergence. I know I’m neurodivergent. I want both or is that too much power or neurodivergence
These things are not mine to divulge.
I apologize.
You must make the Neurospicy Frogshroom Pilgrimage.
Only then shall you gain true power.
Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.
For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.
I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck
And then puts on chapstick
No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.
She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.
At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?
At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.
This isn't an insult but you write like an AI
Maybe I just have adhd but
W h u t
I have no idea what this means
I see the words on the screen
But understanding has left my brain
What the hell
So I just watched Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off right now. Here are some points I found.
in spto, Roxie is seen as more valid. In spvtw, Wallace is obviously gay and so are a bunch of other dudes (mostly because of Wallace but still). And there seems to be a lot of homophobia towards lesbians in general in spvtw. But spto fixes that. Good for you, Science Saru.
also, the movie is exploring Scott’s development as a character, while the anime is exploring Ramona’s character development.
in spvtw, Scott is obsessed with PAC-Man. In spto, he likes Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s autistic. Definitely. Love him.
This has been Shroomie’s PSA on Scott Pilgrim. :)
legitimately thought it said problem solver and I saw the caption and was like ‘lemme re-read that oh okay you done called me out’
ADHD Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SHOP NOW
No
just scrolled thru ur blog and read every one of your posts/replies in blitzø’s voice from helluva boss
get blitzø’d idiot
Please watch better things, man.
The three best responses to “fuck you”:
“That can be arranged.”
”Alright, it’s a date. Are you free on Wednesday at 5?”
”Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Love and deepspace need to have male mc option
the gays/trans dudes don’t really wanna have to play a girl
EQUALITY
ao3 did the same thing for me lol
I have bronchitis- maybe even pneumonia- and I’m dyeing my hair for the second time in two weeks
what even is my life
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hello peoples
we have an opportunity
REBLOG FOR GAZAAAAA
reblog to save a dude, reblog and the frogs will love you.
-the frog Whisperer
I'm a graphic designer (much to my own chagrin).
WHY
In GOD'S HO-FricKING-LY CREATION
Is NO ONE TALKING
abOuT
REFERENCING
I've been a graphic designer for four-ish years. And I have plenty of social media. Tiktok, Youtube, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram (kinda).
Yes, I know rendering is hard. Rendering, for beginning artists and designers, is a *insert creative expletives here* of a skill to learn. It's hard. I know.
But refeRENCING. REFERENCING. I SCOUR PINTEREST AND GOOGLE AND FRACKING REFERENCE SITES AND I CANT FIND THE ONE. THE ONE THING. THE ONE THING I NEED.
and it's not even a pose. Those are even harder. I'm talking about a picture of a bee. Just a bee. A bee in flight. Not that hard, right?
THINK AGAIN! IT'S-IT'S A NIGHTMARE! I NEED A REALISTIC- NO, NOT BUGS BUNNY!- A REALISTIC- that's a carTOOOOON- A REALISTIC BEE- that's an abomination get it away- A REALISTIC, HELL, JUST A PICTURE OF A BEE IN FLIGHT.
It shows me everything but the kitchen si- nope, never mind, there it is. Everything except a FLIPPING BEE PICTURE.
And when I do find what I need, it's rarely a transparent png, so I have to manually cut it out of its background and transform it to the right angles and distortions, and then I'll extract the "line drawing" and it just makes it black and white!
REFERENCING IS A NIGHTMARE.
Being a graphic designer was my childhood dream, everyone. But now that I'm getting paid? I hate it. I hate my dream job, people.
This is why I've taken up crochet and Garageband again, people.
https://www.tumblr.com/shroomiethefrogwhisperer/759080545219198976/humans-are-crazy?source=share
”diversity is bad”
-shroomie’s apparently racist, sexist, and homophobic lil’ bro
“NO GAYS”
“I’m not racist! And I’m not sexist! Maybe I am. Idc. I will not stop being homophobic, though.”
People like my fuckin alien shit
So here. Have a list of all my characters.
Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal drug dealing. She/Her, heterosexual. Has a brown bob with a side undercut, blue eyes, and dark tanned skin, lots of tattoos (including Rainbow Dash). She's like 36.
Steve: Comms Expert. Human (Korean-Japanese). Chill, easygoing, likes video games and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, can and will beat your ass at fortnite. He/Him, gay. Has short black hair, dark brown eyes, pale skin, and a few piercings. He's in his early twenties.
Moss: Translator. Human (Hispanic). Chaotic, sarcastic, an absolute gremlin, has a pet ratbird (keeps trying to domesticate the entire ratbird infestation that lives in the pipes). They/It, pansexual polyamorous. Has curly, bright green/pink hair, blue eyes, and slightly tanned skin. They're twenty-nine.
Zzgnaru. Ship's Captain. Alien (Nobletsk). Tired parent vibes, serious, literal, bad at nuance, loves plushies. Xey/xem, aroace. Brown/black scales, 6 yellow eyes, white horns, spiky tail, pink claws. Xey're 52.
Amethyst: Navigator. Alien (Penaconian). Sweet, happy, literally a ball of sunshine, everyone's sweetheart cutie who also has anxiety. Obsessed with anime (Moss showed him JJK and AoT, and now he's into KnY, MHA, and, like, Helluva Boss.) He/they, demiromantic bisexual. Short blonde hair with purple highlights, hazel eyes, pale skin. He's 32.
Banana: First Mate. Alien (Zzbrk). Comedic, silly, madly in love with Moss (BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET), completely unserious like Captain Jack Sparrow unserious. She/fae, poly, omnisexual. Yellow/brown scales, vitiligo skin, golden eyes, shaved head, white spikes. She's 43.
Douri: Weapons Operater #1. Alien (Aaki). Depressed as shit, loose cannon-type shit, can and will eat your tacos. It/Its, asexual panromantic. Basically just a humanoid blob of orange slime. No one knows its age.
Josh: 2nd Mate. Human (American). Kind of a psycho, hilarious, autistic, likes sharks. And things that look like sharks. Steve’s boyfriend. He/Him, bisexual. Black dreadlocks, umber skin, dark eyes. He's also in his twenties.
Rhïianae: Weapons operator #2. Alien (Jawa). Collects random shit and makes guns out of them. Has severe adhd. Can never finish a project (took apart a secondary engine about a year ago and it's still disassembled). ??? skin, orange eyes, ??? Hair. Fae/Faun/It, demisexual polyamorous. Faun's in its mid-thirties.
Calixtian: Ship's Doctor. Alien (Penaconian). Likes doing experiments on beings of lesser sentience (or heck, same level-sentience, he doesn't care), mad scientist-esque, no one likes him. Blue-green hair, orange eyes, vitiligo skin. He/Him, aromantic. He's 46.
Nøræxx: Interplanetary criminal. Alien (Asgardian). Wanted for weapons smuggling and illegal mercenary work. Is the cavalry reserved for when Douri and Rhïinae are out, is the bodyguard. Dark hair, green eyes, tanned skin. She/He/They, cupioromantic asexual. 500+ years old.
Bastier. Comms student. Human (British). Clueless, cute, easily confused, has OCD, likes cats. Speaks 8 interplanetary languages (not including Earth languages, which he speaks at least twenty of). Blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes. He/Him, heterosexual (bicurious). 19 years old.
The Ship. "Steroid Annihilator". Modified Class 8 Torigrian K-Wing Destroyer. Got its name when Zzgnaru, Karen, Douri, and Steve successfully piloted it through the Inter-Galaxian Asteroid Fields. Zzgnaru wanted to name it Ssjuokimbl (Conqueror of Rocks), but Steve suggested Asteroid Annihilator instead, and when they got it painted on the side, the artist doing the paint job spelled it wrong. Karen couldn't stop laughing for days.
Note: Steve is a Chill Gay™️, and Josh is a Chaotic Gay™️.