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You forgot me, Dad and @definitelynot-peterp4rker
……Dad?
Yes?
Yes, Peter, you can
I want to go on a date with you
@official-marvel-flirt
WoT omg okay let me ask my mom hold up
@sienna-maximoff can I go on date
I don't like that they put Sharon as a love interest because 1 she's Peggy's niece and 2 she's better off by herself
“they care about each other more than any of the avengers.” — The Russo’s about Natasha and Steve
Listen to @official-marvel-flirt , please come home and go to sleep
guys im not a role model don't ask me for serious advice my life is literally crumbling beneath my fingers i can't help you
How do you get your dad to forgive you when you did the worst thing possible?
Do you want chaos at every turn? I prefer it to be quiet. //plus too many notications
It's concerning that it's so quiet.
How do I become an assassin
@your-fav-russian-assassin @natt-romanoff-official
@official-buckybarnes
Sometimes, the biggest mistake we make comes from the person who made us fall in love, but it turns out they don't love us at all
Dad, please calm down
Pietro, are you busy at the moment?
— @official-buckybarnes
I’m always free for you Buck, what’s up?
Ok, but after that, head straight to the doctor
guys im not a role model don't ask me for serious advice my life is literally crumbling beneath my fingers i can't help you
If Friday said to go to the doctor, then please go. I want you healthy, but you also have to take good care of yourself, so please go to the doctor. You can finish your project later
guys im not a role model don't ask me for serious advice my life is literally crumbling beneath my fingers i can't help you
How old are you?
I'm not answering questions like this. Please refrain from doing so
Are you and Peter dating??
No, he's my son.
Peter, you good sweetie
I’m hopped up on sugar and adrenaline. Hehehehe. I exploded something in the lab Mr. Stark. My bad ahahahahahahahhaa
@theironcan
Thanks mom
PLEASE STOP SENDING ASKS IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT @official-pietro-maximoff and @pietros-wife. I DON'T WANT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU
But you were laughing and agreeing with Sam that Pietro deserved it. Does Pietro know?
Please stop sending me asks
PLEASE STOP SENDING ME ASKS IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT @official-pietro-maximoff and @pietros-wife. I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT. I DON'T WANT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU
You……like it when your mum abuses your dad?
No, I didn't indicate that
Hi bored
Bored.
Ask @tony-starkinator or @theironcan
I need a new suit… don’t ask why.
Ok love you
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
He is mom
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
🤣🤣🤣 he deserves it, honestly, because you were an angry mama, and I'd have listened if you told me
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
You're a badass, Mom I love you
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
If I were you, Mom, I'd just do it cause it'll get Dad to listen to you more, and also I'm saying that because you're my favorite
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Do it, mom
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Dad, fix this @official-pietro-maximoff
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Why would Lily and Vi mess with the freezer or the fridge?
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?
Wait, what Dad 🤦♀️
Hey Piet, how're things going?
Hey Bruce! Things are going well.
Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.
What about you?