Preach

Everyone thinks that Wade has ADHD and that Logan is Autistic, but it's the other way around.

Wade has autism and Logan has ADHD.

(Part 1 : Autistic Wade.)

Wade hates change- he can handle change with warning- but not suddenly. If someone tells him they will be meeting at 2pm for lunch, they better be there at 2pm for lunch. Even a second later causes anxiety- and he will sit and stare at his Adventure Time watch until they come- every added second making him panic more internally.

He doesn't like certain textures. At all. It's why he makes half of his clothes- he can choose the fabric that he likes with no need to explain why he doesn't like other ones (other ones being denim. Wade hates denim with a burning passion and couldn't care less what other people say.)

Usually, he only has around 3 safe foods at a time. And they rarely change. It shifts between the same 10, and they have been the same 10 since he was a teenager. Chimichangas, Seeded Bagels, Tacos, Toast, Cereal (only 2 kinds), Chicken Nuggets, Rice, Pasta and Cheese. Wade counts cheese as its own food because he has sat and eaten a block for dinner before.

His routine is very important to him. Now, it's a messy seeming routine, but it's his routine, and he likes it. He gets up at 8 am every day (it used to be later, but then he started at the car dealership, and it had to change. It took him a good month to get used to it and feel okay about waking up at a different time.), goes for a piss and brushes his teeth, heads into to the kitchen and makes himself a bowl of cereal, then sits down on the couch while watching Adventure Time as he eats. He doesn't really mind what else happens during the day, until night time, where his routine kicks in again. He goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth, and goes for a piss (he always pees before sleeping and after waking up. It limits needing to get up out of bed, and he hates leaving after he's all cozy.) before changing into his Wolverine pajamas and getting all cozy in bed to the sound of Golden Girls in the background.

Even though he is usually all jokes and innuendos, he still can sometimes misread body language and not notice when someone is being sarcastic. He had gotten better over the years- much better- but he still struggled with it sometimes. Wade never let on though, and luckily his whole making-jokes-and-wierd-comments-about-everything helped divert people away from noticing. It means that if he does misread a situation, he can just play it off as a joke and people believe him instantly.

Wade also deals with sensory issues and overstimulation- and on rare occasions meltdowns- but he has his way to deal with it. Atleast, he tries to deal with it (as much as he can anyway). He avoids sensory issues simply. Comfy clothing he likes the textures of, safe foods for every meal, avoiding bring in places he knows will get to him, headphones if it's too loud or if he needs more stimulation (he tends to blast music at deafening volumes if he is understimulated). And this means he mostly avoids overstimulation and subsequently meltdowns.

On the rare chance they do happen though, Wade usually ends up non-verbal. It makes it hard living with a blind person when that happens, but if he really needs to talk to Al he uses text to speech on his phone. He does want to speak, but his body just shuts down and is reduced to only basic functions. Breathing, blinking and sometimes eating if he can stomach it. So he learns how to finger spell in his free time (he doesn't expect anyone else too learn, mainly because he doesn't talk to people about his autism, but the idea of somehow being able to communicate without a phone or trying to force the words out is comforting) and it helps. Even if he doesn't have anyone to use it with. It settles that pit of anxiety of not being able to communicate. Luckily, it never lasts for long. The longest he has been nonverbal for was a whole day, but slowly he always gets his body back to its normal self.

He also has a huge horde of sensory toys and items. He has so many fidget spinners, tangles, squishys and anything else you can think off. Keeping his hands busy is a helpful stim for him (he has a tendency to do harmful stims and Al had yelled at him to find safe once), plus, he likes collecting any and all unicorn themed sensory toys. He also has a weighted blanket that helps him calm down. It's bright pink and covered in little Hello Kittys, and was something he had found late one night scrolling through some random ass online store.

And yes, Wade was diagnosed. He had been diagnosed when his parents found his behaviour odd as a kid and they'd gone to the doctor to see what was wrong. Apparently, they really weren't pleased with the answer, because he grew being told to be more normal. Being told to fit in more. It's why he masks (both figuratively and physically) so much, even as an adult. It didn't stop him from rambling about his hyperfiations or special interest, but he never used those kind of words. People just wrote him off as crazy and annoying (which he was) when he rambled about random things, but really, he was just info dumping.

It's why he likes Logan so much. Aside from the whole being madly inlove thing. Logan let's him ramble and he listens, he asks questions and adds to the discussion. Logan understands not liking certain textures and getting overwhelmed by bright lights or loud sounds (though, Wade didn't mind loud sounds too much). Logan never judges him for how he acts, for stimming, for when he couldn't speak. Logan takes it all in his stride and starts buying Wade unicorn themed fidget toys to add to the collection, he learns how to finger spell just incase Wade can't communicate one day, he buys Wade's safe foods and makes them for him whenever he wants. Logan even follows along with Wade's morning and night routines, doing it side by side with Wade.

It's refreshing to not be judged for any of these parts of him. It makes Wade love Logan more.

(The people who wanted this thank you! Hope you enjoyed more of my rambling! This is part one because it's so long. I'll post my ADHD Logan one soon, I promise! People who wanted to be tagged, here ya go! @flugsammy @intergalacticmaggot @6up-5oh-copout-procon)

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Okay so I have this thing that's canon to me and it's that Logan ends up going to a therapist (forced my Wade or whoever you ship) and the therapist tells him or gives him(i don't know how it works) a therapy dog and of course Logan bonds with the dog immediately and logan takes it with him everywhere you can no longer see him with out the dog he named it blue and it has a healing factor too cause I said so the dog looks more like a wolf and has a blue-ish gray coat it's tall to and will attack you if it thinks logan feels threatened. Logan no longer be as much of a grump but if you hurt the dog your already dead.

Tippy tap

It would be funny if the X-men called logan and Wade for help on a mission and half way through it logan and Wade go rouge and the mission just goes down hill from there after words on the x-jet Scott starts lecturing Wade about it and Wade interrupts him saying "Whoa Whoa Whoa you can't blame this on me it was his plan!" While throwing his hands up and then sharply pointing at logan, scott not believing him puts his hands on his hips while raising an eyebrow, says "really?" Then much to everyone's (minus Wade's) surprise logan lowers his head looking away while exclaiming "seemed like a good idea at the time"

I read somewhere that wolverines(the animal) dont have good eyesight, and that got me thinking of Logan. like what if he could see all the colors humans see but muted with a gray color but red or something like that is a color he can see really well, and his eyes are still super sensitive, like he sees through his sense of smell, hearing, and touch. I think it would be cool to read a fic like this.

drawing 1 of a series I call Links kids.

it comes from an idea I had a while ago of the Linked universe chain ending up in Wild's Hyrule and finding out that Wild adopts children who are homeless and don't have a family. This kid is 6, he's a Shieka, his name is Theodor and he like's to build and discover things. Wild likes to teach the kids that he adopts about their heritage and stuff.

Please tell me someone has made this into a fic.

You ever think Logan drops the most insane lore casually in the middle of a conversation? Like he and Wade will be discussing history and Wade will bring up an urban legend he'd heard of and Logan would be like "yeah actually that was me, it's true." And Wade would be so confused and vaguely impressed because he knew Logan was 200 years old but how the fuck does he manage to be the center of dozens of major war campfire stories?

Reposting my own art so people will see it.

Some drawings I'm proud of.

the pictures above are all made by someone called WhatIfFiction on DeviantArt. I DID NOT MAKE THEM! the are made referencing both Flynn Rider and wolverine and they put them together if you do not like the pictures take it up with the person who actually made them.

I searched Flynn Rider Wolverine on Google and was blessed with these beautiful images. I don't know who made them but I love them.