Please tell me someone has made this into a fic.
You ever think Logan drops the most insane lore casually in the middle of a conversation? Like he and Wade will be discussing history and Wade will bring up an urban legend he'd heard of and Logan would be like "yeah actually that was me, it's true." And Wade would be so confused and vaguely impressed because he knew Logan was 200 years old but how the fuck does he manage to be the center of dozens of major war campfire stories?