Simp-of-marceline - Im A Slut For Gay Cartoons

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any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

im like a week late but here in hopes that no ones done this yet

also a simon, for good measure 👑

My sisters and I are planning on making matching sister tattoos and I got the names mixed up when discussing it yesterday

Can I please get some owl facts? Cursed or blessed is fine

have you ever wondered: how the fuck did that owl just pop a perfect 180° kickflip with its goddam head?

well, good question! if you were to try it yourself, not only would you pop your noggin right off like your momma always warned you would happen if you kept leaning backwards over your chair like that, you'd also induce rapid brain death by kinking up the carotid arteries in your neck and preventing blood flow!

so how do owls pull this off?

well, two ways: the owl's carotid artery is buried deep inside their neck right next to their spine so it doesn't have very far to twist, aaaaaand also it turns out that owls have an emergency blood reserve right at the base of their skull.

this reserve is full of oxygenated blood that can be dumped directly to the owl's brain if they should happen to get a semi-lethal kink in their neck!

owie.

but this doesn't change the fact that every owl in existence is about one accident away from becoming the world's most morbid solo waterballoon fight, and you had no idea.

The Owl House Incorrect Quotes

Luz: Hey, Amity. I uh. I heard you like bad girls

Amity: They’re okay I guess. Why?

Luz: Not to brag or anything, but uh, I’m really bad at everything I do *Knocks over chair*

She’s coping. She’s coping.

This comic I haven't finished yet

Because I feel so lazy

songs to make you feel like you’re in a movie pt 2

could it be another change - the samples

ways to go - grouplove

1901 - phoenix

fluorescent adolescent - arctic monkeys

walk you home - sir chloe

beach bones - more amor

tongue tied - grouplove

disco - surf curse

freaks - surf curse

hot rod - dayglow

greek tragedy - the wombats

you found me - the gray

cigarette daydreams - cage the elephant

portland - bowling shoes

beige - yoke lore

out of my league - fitz and the tantrums

marlboro nights - lonely god

the sound - the 1975

lethal combination - the wombats

kids - mgmt

ribs - lorde

figure me out - the summer set

on top of the world - imagine dragons

could have been me - the struts

look after you - the fray

the kids aren’t alright - fall out boy

hey lover! - wabie

home - edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes

hey, did i do you wrong? - san cisco

we are young - fun

new flesh - current joys

under cover of darkness - the strokes

dog days are over - florence + the machine

miracle mile - cold war kids

colours - grouplove

the less i know the better - tame impalas

me & you together song - the 1975

summer depression - girl in red

bad things - cults

iris - the goo goo dolls

tugboat - galaxie 500

spiderhead - cage the elephant

heroes - david bowie

skinny love - bon iver

give yourself a try - the 1975

the louvre - lorde

somebody else - the 1975

nothings a sure thing, shelly - macseal

good grief - bastille

forever dumb - surf curse

amour plastique - videoclub

love me - the 1975

chocolate - the 1975

drops of jupiter - train

cecilia and the satellite - andrew mcmahon in the wilderness

heady - reaper

are you bored yet? - wallows

part 3 coming soon, playlist available on spotify and apple music under the title “live your life like it’s a movie” by em