Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

christmas eve what about christmas adam

TIME TO SETTLE A DEBATE

like for real ben hardy, reblog for cardboard ben hardy, do both for BOTH

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

well now there's somewhere i gotta be on august 29th, 2025

now how to make sure the real adult job i have to get after graduating college doesn't mess it up

Mona Lisa and her possum.

Not a dream

This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don't know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn't a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn't that much to begin with, he hit me with a "you're way different than I thought," and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn't approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt't see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I'd rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off

not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots

Diseased ratcore!

you have fleas

1320’s european aesthetic

you love to travel

you enjoy eating garbage and scraps

you wish you were born over 2,000 years ago

you’re feared by the townspeople

femboy football

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming