Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

Arcanine

and i oop-

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John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

me once i get top surgery

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you

tumblr is my favorite social media because it’s the only place i can escape the godforsaken phrase “oh my god slayyy”

The worst part of being in a relationship in high school is craving the domesticity that comes with living together but knowing it won’t be possible for years because you’re in high school.

starting a collection. little brown things

Species; The noble whore

Specialty; With her cartoonish dot eyes and all that adorable fluff, she has a way of luring in clients

Suggestion; She WILL bite, I don't care how cute and fluffy she is but do not pet the bat. I can pet the bat tho I'm built different.