Logic Brain Knows That Nothing’s Gonna Happen October 19th. But God Do Dan And Phil Love Committing

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

stoplight loosejaw

Malacosteus niger

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

hello gremlins i made a discord server because i want to make friends join it if you please

https://discord.gg/hVxYqUTj

Pronouns: all, preferred they/them

Three favorite foods: miso soup, coffee??, pulled pork

Favorite colors: dark blue, dark purple, shades

Last song stuck in my head: unfortunately Chopin’s Variations on a Theme by Rossini (its an auditions song i’m learning)

Last song i listened to: see above^^

Time: 1:53 pm

Last thing i googled: “how many students are in LSA”

Dream trip: either Denali in Alaska or Europe in general

Dream job: forest conservationist, preferably in mountain ranges 

Anything i want: healthy family dynamics probably 

@yikesman03 @arsonissexy

yOooOOOOooOOO answer ten questions then tag some ppl 😈

pronouns: he/she/they, considering changing it to just any pronouns 🥲

fave colors: yellow and pink supremacy

three fave foods: mac n cheese,,, chimken,,, ,,, uh,,,, chocolate mmmmm

song stuck in head: afterlife by illenium ft ECHOS 😩🤌

last song listened to: look above 😭

time: 12:18 am 🥲

last thing googled: not entirely sure but prob the name of someone from class 1-b bc i was tryna apply faces to names while watching a vine comp 😭 my memory is bad leave me alone

dream trip: whehrueuwlwks GREECE ive always wanted to go there,,

dream job: nothing i don’t dream of labor <3

anything i really want: a fuckin,, qpp in my future bro, just a future in general where i’m free to love i think abt it every day ahaha

i was tagged by the super cool and sexy @villainsandvictimsalliance u should follow them they’re pog

i’m gonna tag fuckin uhhhhh @harmonylight @pilot-boi @issacthebraveandgay @wobblyjellyfish @optimisticfruitcup @greenbeanstan @gravitywhatgravity @pottermusprime @katmotif y’all don’t have to 😩

I was watching a nature documentary on Netflix and all of the animals were just Scarlett Johansson in costumes.

Starry Sturgeon

Acipenser stellatus, commonly known as the starry sturgeon, is native to the Caspian, Aegean, Black, and Azov sea basins. Starry sturgeon can grow over 7 feet long, but they’re nowhere near the longest members of the Acipenser family! This fish gets its name from the white scales along its lateral line and the white tips of the scutes that run along its back, all of which stand out like stars against its otherwise dark coloring. This sturgeon enjoys a diet of worms, mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish. Currently, this fish is listed on the IUCN Red List as critically endangered, as it is one of the primary species harvested for caviar. 

Sometimes you just gotta roll in some dirt, pat some moss, and move on with your life. Be dirty, be feral, be free.