Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

and i oop-

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

Oh to finally find a home in the bog water amongst the lily pads, where no sound can bother you and no being can take the words from your tongue and twist them into harsh songs.

as dumb as slime videos may be, they satisfy my childish desire to make potions out of all the makeup in my house

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

well now there's somewhere i gotta be on august 29th, 2025

now how to make sure the real adult job i have to get after graduating college doesn't mess it up

every day i am percieved™️

Goddamit the tiktok people are at it again with that llamas in hats live action remake like i get it when it was the ratatouille musical and everyone was having fun with it but this is crossing the line. the oldest people supervising it are what, college students? what will they do when they inevitably run out of fake blood and props funds? I don’t want to even think about it and don’t get me started on the fursuits. at least we stopped butch hartman from bringing it to nickelodeon

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

Arcanine