Happy No But Seriously Imagine It Eve Everyone!!!!

Arcanine

I was watching a nature documentary on Netflix and all of the animals were just Scarlett Johansson in costumes.

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

i think the worst people are high-ups in companies who refer to their employees as “investments”

like sir that is a person

Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????

Et Tu, Tumblr?

i remember vividly one time in elementary school i went to my friends house and his little brother was playing club penguin and my friend was like “hey bro let me show you this cool trick to unlock a new outfit for your penguin” and he reached over to his little brothers keyboard and just typed ‘fuck’ in the chat and his account got banned instantly