Buses Are Very Tolerant Of Humans And Not Skittish At All. Trains Are Much Less Tolerant And They Get

i remember vividly one time in elementary school i went to my friends house and his little brother was playing club penguin and my friend was like “hey bro let me show you this cool trick to unlock a new outfit for your penguin” and he reached over to his little brothers keyboard and just typed ‘fuck’ in the chat and his account got banned instantly

hmmm

I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

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unfortunately tumblr only allows 10 poll options and there are so many more legendary vines, but….. here goes

Sometimes you just gotta roll in some dirt, pat some moss, and move on with your life. Be dirty, be feral, be free.