I'm Sorry I'm A Loser And Exclusively Use Mobile Tumblr So I Can't See The Fun Checkmarks

You know when I was playing the Sam vs James extra I was half expecting sam to say " OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A CARBON COPY OF HER FUCKING FATHER!" Cause honestly there is nothing James could say to top that

God I’d have been so alive if he’d gone there. I fuckin’ wish. He never would for meta reasons but it would have made the rest of the thing worth it.

I feel called out

gen z culture is playing minecraft on the school computers instead of working on anything else

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

Mor raphael doodles plz 🥺🥺 it's fine if u don't wanna show it!!

raphael bonfire meeting n more

and for anyone else u can request doodles n sketches i don’t mind

hey hey! did you know the obey me subreddit made a demon voucher (and later sheep mc) on r/place?

super cool how our something obey me related is there out of the thousands of pixel artworks on there!

if you don’t know what r/place is, it’s a subreddit that happens on april fools day where everyone has access to this giant pixel canvas! if you want to create something there, it’s best to work together with a group!! shoutout to the peeps who made these!!

Imagine James get turned into a cat for a bit and when he gets back it takes a while to shake off some of the effects. Grooming himself, hissing at water, rubbing against mika for attention then walking off.

I was gonna go into some long winded paragraph about how formed habits work but yknow what? James lapping at his coffee for all of a second before remembering himself? James pressing his forehead against Mika’s in a “pet-me” fashion? James curling up on himself in his sleep?

Blessed.

I- i played seduce me again and- just wanted to make one meme...then it turned into like- 10..

Thank you Smoliv anon for awakening my pokemon hyperfixation~

I got the perfect trainer for the lil guy

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

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And that’s my game idea.

SOLOMON IS HOW OLD???