Christmas Eve What About Christmas Adam

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

Congratulations, you beautiful amazing person! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS! Such a happy day for you...

So um I’m ENGAGED!!!! He totally surprised me and planned this all. Prepare for lots of pictures and ugly crying 💍💍💍 #engaged #wizardworldchicago #cosplay #comiccon #chicagocomiccon

Ex-Vanderbilt football player pushed teammates to rape unconscious woman

Brandon Vandenburg even passed out condoms to three fellow players before the woman he had been dating was raped, prosecutors said during his retrial

“Prosecutors say a former Vanderbilt football player encouraged his team-mates to rape an unconscious woman whom he had been dating.

During opening statements Monday in the retrial of Brandon Vandenburg, a prosecutor said the former player even passed out condoms to three team-mates before the woman was raped.

But one of Vandenburg’s attorneys blamed the three other players, saying that maybe Vandenburg could have stopped the June 2013 attack but he shouldn’t be held responsible for what others did to her.

The defense attorney said Vandenburg had been drinking all day, and the 19-year-old new recruit had asked players he didn’t know to help him carry the unconscious woman to his dorm. He said the others were on her as soon as they got her in the room.”

Horrific.

The Tumblr Update

Yo friends, if you really don’t like the look of the new update, 

please send the staff feedback!

I sent a message in and got a response in under five minutes. Reblogs and commenting on posts won’t fix this, but actual, submitted feedback might. 

Don’t use chatspeak or all caps or threats, just send them actual, legitimate messages objecting to the update, the look, what it will do to the RP communities on Tumblr – whatever. 

Send them feedback. They probably won’t read your blog posts, but they will read tickets submitted directly to them.

to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people”

they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon

S’mores pizza roll

Just a reminder

a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic.  seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then