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I like this idea. A LOT. It won’t, of course, be passed and signed into law until after MAGA loses power in Washington (and that day is coming), but when it is signed into law, what a glorious day for America!

Federal workers are going off.

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INGREDIENTS: Bullshit, more shit, horse shit, sack of shit, store brand ketchup and Big Mac sauce.

At their core, these people are bullies. The cruelty is the point.