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No one takes more tax dollars and tax advantages than Elon Musk.

Musk uses government contracts. Are they audited? Of course not.

The DOGE scam will never find fraud or inefficiency.

Never forget: Musk is the biggest taker, yet he targets the least of us with austerity and cuts.

Always been true.

Reagan represents the true conservative:

Reagan was an actor who became head of the actors' union. He was a union guy.

Then, as President, he fired unions. [Ex. Air Traffic controllers]

Reagan always did what was best for him. He betrayed all his principles and cashed in.

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