Oh Good God It's Gotten Worse

This show has me by the sand bags

they need to invent retractable boobs for nonbinary people (me)

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

I finished Campaign 2 ! now i can finally jump into all the fanfictions and fanart yessss

"Althought we sisters are supposed to be invisible. God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears."

CONCLAVE (2024) dir. Edward Berger

been (slowly) working on a calamity character lineup in my free time, here’s the besties Patia and Laerynn💛

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

Pathetic Gamer dudes: *Crying about the Thor design, ignoring how not only is it more accurate to the Norse Myths, but is a body that actually looks strong and badass; like a Strongman competitor*

My Reaction:

obsessed with morpheus turning up every 100 years with a new period appropriate emo outfit except he also inexplicably has eyeliner for some reason