Skimbledankstheradicalcat - Messy

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

I just think it would be extremely funny if the irelands got back together and wales and scotland passed independence referendums under Charles bc it'd be like waiting until your mom died to come out

guy at blizzard watching the companies stock tick down: its time for desperate measures [hits the big red OPERATION FURRY PORN button on his desk]

I'm sorry but it's way too sketchy to have to "sign up" for a protest. There's no reason you should have to give anyone your full name, email, phone number, and/or address in order to march in the streets. People are getting arrested left and right because cops have access to information that connects people to the protests they were at. If an organization is having people "sign up to join the fight," all the cops need to do is access that list.

Just go. Don't leave a fucking paper trail.

Hob,playing a sport:”Go deep”

Dream:”How can free will coexist with divine preordination?”

Hob:”Not that deep”

Dream:”If the Joker died,would Batman be happy?”

its labor day post mpreg karl marx

(don’t mind the shit grammar I edited this right after waking up)