I'm Sorry But It's Way Too Sketchy To Have To "sign Up" For A Protest. There's No Reason You Should Have

I think if the earth stopped spinning time would stop. because of days etc.

when a catgirl at the beach turns around and puts her balls in your face shes just saying hello!

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

obsessed with morpheus turning up every 100 years with a new period appropriate emo outfit except he also inexplicably has eyeliner for some reason

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

i hope fat men who don’t exercise or who exercise very little or who exercise obsessively all have a good day and don’t feel ashamed of themselves and remember that exercise is supposed to be an act of self-care not an effort to reshape your body for other people’s satisfaction and your body needs rest just as much as it needs exercise and even if you know your body needs more exercise than it’s currently getting that is not a fault or a failure and you do not need to feel ashamed or guilty and you deserve a form of exercise that you actually enjoy. you don’t have to punish yourself for existing in your own body or for failing to perform “health” for other people

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.