04/08/25

people your whole life: grammar and language are a hard science, there is a right and wrong way to do it and you better learn it!

people who actually study language: so anyway fuck all that noise, language is a mess of variation, there is no right and wrong, grammar means nothing

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

NOT TRISHA PAYTAS GOING INTO LABOUR AS THE QUEEN DIES

hi what do you think of [leading question trying to get you to say something i can use against you]?

oh! i think [answer rattled off in about two seconds that doesn't account for every possible counterpoint or life experience every person might have, which will later be interpreted as a statement vaguely referencing some discourse i have never heard of and don't care about]

Btw, that idea that privilege makes you morally evil and suffering makes you morally good is just repackaged versions of the Christian concepts of the evils of luxury and the holiness of martyrdom. Hope this helps!

Light-Up and UV Shoes // Kayla Stojek

I actually enjoy celebs being here. You only thrive if you don't try.

Madonna is on here. Her posts get like, 60 notes. Is she trying to make it anything more than a feed/extension of her Insta, though? Nah. She's just here. You want to see a Madonna thing? You can find it.

Neil shares thoughts and answers questions when the whim takes him, billions-deep ask box.

Ryan Reynolds will thrive if he's just...that guy reblogging gifsets of himself like "haha you guys are creative".

Not to be cringe on main but you just have to be...not a glossy product of yourself, to maintain some kind of comfortable nook and easy back-and-forth with the userbase. When it works for the people it works for, it's quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

Like we've all known for years Hozier is SOMEWHERE around here, just reblogging pictures of moss. You go, you moss-collecting cryptid man.

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately