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alligator gar are so shaped <3

Top 5 sharks

1. Goblin shark. He’s just so <3

2. Wobbegong. He is simply a rug your honor

3. Frilled shark. Why does he look like that

4. Saw shark. Sword. That’s all

5. Greenland shark. Man can get older than the US and I love that for him

Joe Biden could get an ice pick lobotomy 1940s style and he’d still be more fit for presidency than Donald Trump

I swear guys I did actually finish the first draft then I just forgot about it for like 2 years

There’s not enough murphamy content, which is is honestly tragic, so I guess I’ll have to make my own

I’ll post the link to the fic when I’m done writing

The urge to make an astarion commander deck

(visibly shaking) These are cool👍

sobs

Thinking about Astarion and his asexual swag. You canonically stop sleeping together because he wants time to come into his own. And after you finish his quest you can go meet those drow twins and he becomes really eager to try sex again. He tell you he wants to try, and he'll dart away if he gets overwhelmed. And you have right up until the moment it begins to act him if he's alright, and okay with it. And he is! He's consenting and simingly super into it. But after the act starts you notice how he disassociates. His eyes glaze and he's no longer there. Not to mention during the grave yard scene. You can have sex with him over his own grave (hot) and he takes the lead in it, which really is a great development from the first sex scene with him, where he's hardly there and you do all the work.

But. Instead of sleeping together you can ask Astarion to just. Sit. Hold each other. Cuddle! And he sounds so surprised, then delighted at you asking it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with people who choose that option with him at the grave. He's happy, consenting and eager to sleep with your character. But he's just as happy not to. He's so, so asexual. Not sex averse, clearly. But he obviously only enjoys it with you. (And maybe Halisn idk I never tried the polyam route)

-signed, your local panromantic asexual

There’s not enough murphamy content, which is is honestly tragic, so I guess I’ll have to make my own

I’ll post the link to the fic when I’m done writing

Arent we all

im thinking about john murphy

Me refreshing the steve/eddie ship on ao3 and seeing the number of fics steadily rising

i am so fucking gay help

kissing boys. reblog if you agree.

This is literally how i figured out i was a trans guy

Something that bears mentioning: I get why we need to shame straight girls who fetishize mlm ships but. To any straight girls who consistently relate to or resonate with mlm dynamics on a deep level or see themselves in queer male characters. if by any chance this post from a tiny tiny blog crosses your dash. Please take this moment to very privately consider the possibility that you might not be straight. Or a girl.

these are pretty funky

y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them

find more here

I am but a dead possum, gently resting at the bottom of the pool, a surprise like a pearl in an oyster to be found once the cover is removed for the summer

Deez nuts

Im having the same problem. And just when i think a set of pronouns is comfy, its suddenly not. I fucking hate it

Anyone else feel like you've just settled for a certain name or pronouns?

I don't like words. Speaking, reading, writing, spelling. I don't like them.

Human feelings are far more complex than any language can ever be.

So I haven't found any pronouns that actually feel like me. I've settled for He/They. Yeah, I'm comfortable with them, I'll answer to them but they don't feel like ME. None of them do.

I haven't found a name that is ME yet either.

He, She, They, Ze, Hy, Fae, Hir, Em... nothing, I've heard of a lot of neopronouns. nothing.

Nothing feels like ME.

Don't know if I ever will find the right ones.

Maybe my distaste for words is part of what's making it hard to find ones I like and that fit me.

Maybe there are no words for me.

Okay let’s get one thing clear.

You are %100 percent allowed to not like, and even hate a queer ship.

Maybe you think they’re toxic, maybe you think they wouldn’t work as a couple, maybe you think they’re better off with someone else, maybe you like them as friends, maybe you like that characters better as single, or maybe you just simply don’t see it. They’re all completely valid reasons.

However, if your reasoning for not liking that ship is “omg no! they’re both straight”

I’m going to assume you’re homophobic.

the ideal form

if i ever die i wanna be reincarnated into a crow with human teeth

this is factually correct and you can fight me on it

take it or leave it

yeah I have definitely fallen victim to the fanfiction hazard

Fanfic is DANGEROUS. Do not underestimate the dangers of reading fanfic.

Please read responsibly. ……….

Please do not remove caption.

shout out to the other genders

oh yeah happy g a y  m o n t h

Doing things ironically is the gateway drug to doing things unironically

90% percent of the time i see an ad on this hellsite i think its a shitpost at first

and i wouldn’t have it any other way

shit works bitches

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

help

im stuck on a facetime because we are all too petty to leave. it’s 3:30 AM and i just want to read my gay fanfiction in peace. h e l p

w o r m  t i m e  b a b y

How to make a giant tinsel worm on a string!  🐛 🐛

I love worms,,,, and got a 10/10 idea when putting tinsel on my tree. Enjoy!!!   ❤️

(P.S, my tinsel worm’s names are Stinky 🌈 and Randy the Worm of Christmas Present ❤️ )

Couples be together 20 years and end up under the mountain

Strangers have went to McDonalds and found Jesus. Some people get married after 6 months and still can’t download navigation. Point is there is no formula to eating tomatoes. Do what the alligator says. Touchdown lakers.

A-spec Identity blogs for y’all. All of you a-spec or questioning people are valid as hell and deserve to be loved (not necessarily romantic love!)

I feel like the blogs that focus on specific a-spec identities don’t get as much attention as other a-spec blogs do so I wanted to make a list just so y’all know what’s out there.

Grey:

@just-graysexual

@confessionsofagraysexual

@grey-and-ace

@finding-gr-ace

@greyro

@greyro-problems

@shades-of-grayro

Demi:

@demi-romantics

@thedemiexperience

@demisexual-kingdom

@fall-in-love-with-a-demisexual 

@dateademisexualpersonwho

@demisexualspaceace

@being-demisexual

@demisexual-polyamory

Lith/Akoi:

@lithromanticproblem

@lithroinhighschool

@lithro-akoiromantics

@anonymousakoiromantic al

@lithroballofsunshine

@lith-life

@lithakoi

Quoi: 

@quoiromanticfacts

@quoiromanticthings

@quoisitively-queer

@wtfromantics-blog

Flux:

@aroace-flux

@arofluxblog

@arofluxsupport

@arofluxsuggestion

Please feel free to add to this list, I’m sure I didn’t get everyone!