ASTROLOGY OBSERVATION PART 26

THINGS I'VE NOTICED ABOUT THE SUN SIGNS (PART 1)

Please note: I was really going to add a disclaimer but I'm not. This "please note" kinda defeats that statement.

I think that anyone who's into astrology should understand by now that singular descriptions such as these are not law, they just offer a slivering of insight.

They're also for fun. I know that the moon sign posts were emotionally charged and kinda serious but I just wanna have fun with this one. I'll probably do a serious sun sign post later on.

Astrology is beautiful and complex and so much goes into it and using it to understand others.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to getting into wildly biased descriptions of these placements based off of my personal experiences with them UwU

ARIES SUN

*Harlem Shake plays ominously in the background whenever an Aries is around*

Y'all are crazy but you hide it so damn well. You'd never meet and Aries for the first time and immediately equate them to being crazy and wild. You meet them and it's like the sun is shining out of their ass and their mouth.

They're such warm and compassionate people and then you get to know them and it's like, you're Satan's spawn.

Very loud and physical when they laugh. They flail around like a fish out of water. They'll grab on your arm or push you when they laugh. I had an Aries tell me once that the reason they push and grab onto people when they laugh is that they feel so much joy while laughing and they want to share it and that's the only way they can share it 😐

They're surprisingly soft hearted. Either they were bullied/picked on a lot when they were younger or they were the bully. I had an Aries bully... He bullied me because he had a crush on me like wtf??????

They chose chaos at birth.

They're really driven and creative but can slack off with the best of them - Sagittarius & Pisces

TAURUS SUN

Love eating and love getting high, you earthy mf's

THEY REALLY LOVE FOOD. I can literally hear one Taurus going, "Why does everyone think that about us?!"

Taurus Suns tend to not give af except when it comes to their friends and romantic partners. Then you'll see the temperamental and possessive side of the bull.

Gets into a lot of fights when they're younger or they get bullied and they end up losing their absolute shit and no one messes with them again.

Has rhythm 😳 They can dance or they're really in tune with their bodies

They're actually pretty goofy. Taurus Suns always make me laugh and they're so warm...

GEMINI SUN

Naughty, nice, or pretending to be nice while actually being an absolute utter asshole.

Snaps pretty quickly when they're already anxious about something. It's like they're always buzzing.

They, surprisingly, follow their own path. By that I mean that they follow trends and try to play it off like it's something original. They pull it off because they're hella dynamic and no one seems to really be paying attention to them. People see what they wanna see.

People hate them because they're not them and can't fathom being them.

Cut-throat when they need to be. Like, I think everyone knows not to mess with a Gemini.

Y'all have perfected the poker face. People think they can pull the wool over your eyes but your can't trick and trickster.

Gemini Suns don't go out of their way to mess with people unless said person messed with them first or they're really insecure. A lot of Gemini Suns are pretty chilled people but everyone always treats them like they're constantly conspiring.

CANCER SUN

The Waterboy™

Whiny, whiny, your momma says you're whiny

Says that they listen but they don't. They let you finish what you want to say, disregard everything you said, and then tell you what they think you should hear. Because they know better. Because they're empaths and they care about you.

They really love animals and nature. They care more about animals than people tbh. People just mess with their feelings, like why you gotta be so harsh on these wittle crabs?

SO FIXATED ON THE WAY SAID SOMETHING AND THE TONE YOU USED. IT'S THE SAME WORDS.

Not actually domestic and like cooking, they just do it because they think they're the best at it. THEY'RE CONTROL FREAKS. I mean, YOU couldn't possibly surpass THEIR domestic skills *scoffs at you*

Power bottoms.

Made some weird vows/promises to their mother or because of their mother/feminine figures in their lives

*watches a sad movie with a Cancer Sun* BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET ASS PUSSY

LEO SUN

They listened to The Pussycat Dolls and Jason Derulo when they were younger and they loved it

"[insert famous celebrity] jaw would drop if they saw me. Like, they'd be all over me" - a quote from a young Leo Sun

Beyoncé is their god.

They don't accept "No" for an answer when it comes to what they want in life. They will bulldoze anyone out of the way that's in their path to success

They've wanted to be recognized in some aspect of their life really badly. They practice their acceptance speeches in the mirror.

SUPER CREATIVE. Leo Sun's are blessed with creativity and the ability to be recognized. They exploit the fuck out of this.

*Attracts submissive people to them like flies only for said submissive people to find out that Leo's are super subs. They want to be pleased all the time.* I'm a princess UwU

E-girls, E-boys, and E-people

VIRGO SUN

*Mentions Zendaya and Beyoncé being Virgos every chance they get*

They judge people with their eyes and eyebrows

They make grown people cry. That's why they take so long in the shower, they're crying because they HAVE TO CARRY THIS WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD ON THEIR BACK

Rages all the time. Internal rage, rage, fucking rage.

Will spank their partner for not listening 😳 (I got spanked and I liked it)

They get off on telling people what to do. Put a Virgo Sun in charge of something and watch them buzz with excitement. Do this only if they care about you, you'll know that they don't care about you if you ask and they scoff at you and tell you to fuck off

"MY MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH" - Their internal mantra

In all seriousness though, the world would not survive without Virgos. They help you. They make you feel bad.

i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you

hello 🩷 can i ask you what a 2H leo mars in the composite would indicate please ?!

I like the sound of this placement 🐅

I feel like a couple that shares a Leo Mars in the composite chart constantly wants to devour one another. You two consume one another with no shame. This strikes me as a couple that is comfortable with public displays of affection. This placement can indicate a lot of physical touch. Having the other by your side supporting you and uplifting you can make you feel regal, providing the exact confidence booster you need to undertake a task at hand. I feel like this is a couple that loves to buy each other jewelry or other gifts they can show off. This couple will take great consideration in what gifts they get their partner, because they want them to use it everyday and never take it off. I think you two can really motivate one another in making money. This is a partner that will support your small business and show up to any event to help you out or promote you. Collaboration on shared ventures can go well, and you two can be perceived as a couple that are go-getters. You two can really love to spend money on fancy restaurants, where you get to dress up and enjoy the luxuries life has to offer. This is the type of couple to go splurge and indulge their senses with one another, then go home and eat each other alive. This couple can’t get enough of one another. They are comfortable experimenting with their sensualities together. I feel like you two can be protective of another and maybe you can feel agitated when you’re not together. I think you guys like to celebrate each others successes. You two can start looking more put together once you interact and can challenge each other to become to best versions of yourself to attract more attention and abundance. The possibility for possessiveness is present here. You only want the other to see beauty in you, no one else. You two can feel a pang of jealousy arise when you see your partner interact with other people. This couple can be extremely loyal to one another, and any sign of disloyalty will be called out. “You’re mine and I’m yours. For me to be yours, you have to be mine, and only mine.” This is a couple that is less likely to gloss over problems to avoid arguing, because we’re just gonna lay it out there and kiss and makeup. If mars is manifesting in a negative light, arguments could lead to trying to hurt the others self-esteem. “I’ll humble you.” You two can attract more resources by being together. You two can curate beautiful spaces and events. You two can demand a lot of attention from one another. I feel like if feelings aren’t reciprocated, this placement might lead to some feelings of suffocation. I feel like you two can love to lick and bite on each others necks. You two can get a lot of comfort from grooming one another. You are not shy to show the other how much you value them. You two see each other as the human equivalent of gold.

Hunter x Hunter + text posts and stuff

i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me

there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room

I hope everyone worked hard on having weirder fetishes today