Looking At That One Booktok Post And Didn’t Realize How Funny This Is. Uou Do Not Know What A Safe

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

me eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad

Well, yes, it’s obvious why Rednote is a bigger threat now.

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

Blue Gnome Gardening - Team Fortress 2 (2007) on the map Sandcastle (2023)