When Was The Last Time You Ate Something Green And NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

reblog if you are not hemophobic!!

THIS should be on everyone’s blog!

Well this will surely be the most terrifying news headline I see today

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

chillin on a Saturday night

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you