*gordon Ramsey At A Kink Party Voice* Cockwarming? You Call This Warm? It's Bloody Burnt That Thing Is.

I get this is an example text to analyse, but GOD, I can't stand people who yell this at me. Let me have my funny day where I can be anyone but me.

when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

The face of a boy who was upset he couldn't come into the bathroom with me.

The wisest wizard

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

i’m having a stroke