This clip from Hotel Mario is the only surviving example of a musical genre I call “ghoulcore.”
He's thinkin of other lore 💞
Wolf’s Rain
can u see me? just checking,,
krumblor cookie clicker. yes im serious
krumblor from cookie clicker (don't tell orteil42)
*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you
so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
THIS should be on everyone’s blog!
The face of a boy who was upset he couldn't come into the bathroom with me.
Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
iive been so obsessed with this video for days
Elvis are you immortal ?
Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious
not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
they’re actually stupid 😭
i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
The fact that DOGE's Brightest Minds have been exposed just going in there typing "gay" "trans" and "black" in the search bars and deleting whatever comes up el em ay oh