Latest Posts by smolgoosegirl - Page 4

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

I fucking hate the old me, I'm so glad he's dead, what a miserable fuck.

If that seems rude, I was in the driver's seat for the whole thing.

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

Listen, just because she didn't originally express any desire to be a girl or transition before I got to her doesn't mean her happiness isn't genuine okay? Look how happy she is. Yeah sure maybe I slipped that estrogen in her food without her consent and yeah sure I did make her listen to subliminal files that would rearrange her pliable little mind, but right now she's having her time of her life and it's not right for you to intefere. Look at her, giddy at trying out her new dress in front of her mirror (a dress that I paid for by the way, so really she should be grateful).

What's that? You tried to talk to her to get her opinion and she just meowed instead? Yeah that's how she is now. Something to do with the files I made her listen to. When I downloaded a file called catgirlificaiton.mp3 (sic) I thought the catgirl part was like, symbolic. Like, she would be into wearing cat ears and collars and stuff. Turns out she has forgotten human speech. Hey, hey! Give me a break okay? I'm doing my best here!

This is high key a based take. Boymoders must be feminized by any means necessary.

Need to find someone big and tough-looking that never gets played with who I can press up against and grope until hard and drippy and flustered. What's the matter? Just push me off. You've got at least half a foot on me, what's wrong? You could stop me if you tried. You can't even form a full sentence in protest, falling over your words, breathing hard and fast, trembling under my fingers. Do you actually want to get fondled and taken advantage of? Used for someone else's pleasure? Sick freak. You must want this so bad.

bert and ernie go to ikea

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

*click!*

The muzzle's on, pet. You've mouthed off at me one too many times about being a "free terran", and I'm getting tired of it. You signed the contract, little sprout. You, by every available definition, belong to me. You are my pet now.

So, why must you constantly fight me? Why must you constantly pretend to be-

Oh... Oh my stars, are you getting off to this? That's so adorable, little sprout!~ Here I thought you were acting out to continue to try to be "free", but now I know you acted out to force me to take control of you. You wanted me to strip you of every last bit of independence, didn't you? Why don't you go ahead and admit it, and then I could do what you want~

*click!*

Good floret~

Bedtime For A Little Sprout

Gonna ramble here cuz I’m having an odd kind of night.

I won’t pretend to speak for anyone else, but one of the alluring parts of HDG, maybe the most alluring part, is somewhere out there in the big wide universe, there’s an Affini for you. This massive, towering, immortal alien that is out there for you, who loves you in ways that you might not fathom.

They love you enough to dedicate decades, if not a century of their time and efforts to keeping you safe, content, and fulfilled.

They love you enough to mark you, to place upon your neck a permanent reminder of that all encompassing love.

They’re waiting out there to take you into their vines, strip you of insecurity, worry and doubt, and pull forth the absolute best version of you, a version of you that will be happy for the rest of your existence.

You will be happy, you don’t have to worry about the how and the why anymore, it doesn’t matter, you are loved, and you will be happy.

Affini: “I got that dog in me”

The trans fem puppy girl that’s wrapped around her core and won’t let go: “hmph”

I hate that somebody just burrowed into my mind and wrote "Goosegirl Domestication Guide"

I want you to try something for me.

Try looking up for a moment in whatever room or space you’re in right now and just imagine what a creature double your size would actually be like. Perhaps they would have to hunch over just to fit. They certainly wouldn’t get through the door without significant compression.

Imagine what a creature double your width would be like. A creature that size would carry themselves with a sense of scale, a sense of magnitude that would be humbling to observe. It would feel powerful, dangerous perhaps.

Imagine that creature was made entirely of flora, lush waxy leaves and flowers. A face constructed of a wooden mask that would almost be the size of your chest. It would look down on you, it would be impossible not to. Your eye-line would reach their waist, and with your arms outstretched you would maybe reach their petal constructed pectorals.

A creature like that would bring with it a smell. Anyone who has been in a greenhouse knows that a volume of plant matter that dense generates a rich perfume of life itself. Sweet and grassy and floral.

A creature like that would flutter and tremble with every movement, ripples from the sheer weight of it running down with every fabricated breath and subtle adjustment. Imagine each shifting change, how noticeable it would be. How much of your animal brain would be dedicated to those observations, making sure that you were not in danger.

Envision how piercing its gaze would be, focused and attentive on you from those massive eyes so high above you. How it would make your heart race if that huge wooden mask clicked and clattered as it adjusted into a thorny smile.

Consider how it would actually feel to be lifted off the ground by this figure. You wouldn’t become weightless under them. You would be just as strong as you currently are, just as beholden to your own centre of gravity, simply supported by their tremendous arms and careful vines. The strength necessary to make such a manoeuvre effortless would be immensely tangible. Fear inducing perhaps. Or maybe it would be like a profound surrender, to be so easily carried in a way you haven’t felt since you were a child.

Consider all of this. And look back up. Really try to place this creature in your room.

Now imagine that it loves you.

That is what biorhythms are.

That, is what an Affini is.

Before and After "Mother being a vicious predator"

🥵😵

no hog wild today. hog mild only. here are some hog mild images

let’s listen to mama

Mommy has been making me the most delicious food for a long time 😍♥️ If you had told me 3 weeks ago I'd be excited at work about fish and rice, I'd have told you that I hadn't transitioned yet and was still a miserable fuck.

I've been losing weight with her help and so far I'm down 14 pounds or 1 stone, I'm now at 19 stone or 120kg!

Soon I'm gonna be even smaller, doing it for her 💖♥️

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

As a princess I require

T O A S T I E

Nd soub

let's have fruit with mama

Work pressure 😿🐈

U cant use me as a sweatrag im a princess!!! Uggh ur so annoying fine u can rub ur fat sweaty cock on my face < holding in really pathetic whimpering nd moaning

Wow, that's close to home!

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

Not bad for a 6ft3 transwoman without any HRT I think 😣♥️ these were from like 2023 I think! Gonna have to relearn makeup.