The Result Of Intense Brainstorming

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

old misc. ace attorney character fashion prompts

inspired by that one meme about the types of men that women are most attracted to

Idk how late I am or if I've posted abt this already but-

GOLLY😦😦😦 WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM ALL TO SERVE CUNT???

Imagine being Gaspen Payne.

You've got a high-profile court case about a courtroom bombing. On top of that, it's a slam dunk - solid evidence and an expert witness.

And then - what's this? Opposing counsel is the guy who humiliated your older brother three different times? Perfect, even better. You'll whip his ass and then maybe Winston will speak to you again.

Only.. the case goes poorly. Not only that, it ends with the true culprit threatening to set off another bomb. You run out of the courtroom, which, under the circumstances, is a pretty smart thing to do. But while you're evacuating, that punk-ass defense attorney gets your expert witness found guilty.

Afterwards, your courtroom manner and potential corruption get you drummed out of the public prosecutors' office in the aftermath of the end of the dark age of the law. In your shame, you flee the country, probably leaving behind a note that says something like "prosecutor Gaspen Payne chooses death", or maybe "come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety."

After some time wandering listlessly around Asia, finding your family roots in Japan, trying a topknot toupee and realizing it doesn't work on you, you find your way into a tiny mountainous country. Religious, spiritual. That's fine. You can fake that stuff as necessary.

Then you find out that they've de facto banned defense attorneys. And they have a position open for chief prosecutor, a position you'd given up all hope of getting anywhere near.

It's the cushiest job you've ever had. All you need to do is stand there in your stupid gold suit and sparkle while the princess does some seance bullshit. No effort on your part, but even so your name gets attached to the win.

Then - one day - a *treason* case. Perfect. It'll be easy. You have unimpeachable evidence and a spotless witness.

The judge is about to hand down the verdict, thereby etching your name into the history books as the one who brought a traitor against the crown to justice. You'll finally have it all - fame, reputation, a crown, heck, maybe *this* is what'll get your brother to talk to you again.

The courtroom doors open.

You hear a familiar "Objection!".

God damnit.

God fucking dammit.

No wonder Winston never beat this guy - he's the cockroach of attorneys. How the fuck is he even here?

And - what? *He doesn't even remember you???*

GOD

DAMMIT

missed opportunity by capcom to let apollo be lovingly bullied by his bff

Kristoph with Dahlia's aesthetic! ⁠✧

gyaxaposting. i almost typo’d that as gayxaposting! which would also be true.

(ID 1: A one-panel comic, with cartoon characters colored in white and blue-grey on a darker blue background. It features characters from Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. Yuri Cosmos, partially shadowed but with a nervous expression and sweatdrops, stands at the back of an assembled group; around him are gathered Aura, Starbuck, Clay, Athena, Blackquill, and Fulbright, mostly shown from the back. Cosmos says, “(struggling to alert a room full of teenage astronauts without them laughing at me (i was brought on yesterday and do not have their trust yet)) …comrades there is a… double agent… within… our ranks… and we believe he is hiding in the… air conditioning system ……… if you notice anyone acting ss….sstrange (nice save)… like they are… pretending… to do… chores…….. please do not hesitate to call an … urgent assembly. be aware that if you are this…  impersonator… we will not wait to… eliminate you into space” (screenshot of a text post by tumblr user minecraftsz). End ID)

(ID 2: A two-panel comic, with cartoon characters colored in white on blue and orange backgrounds. It features characters from Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies.

Panel 1- On a light blue background, Starbuck is shown from the chest up. He is rubbing at the back of his head and glances to the side, looking tired. He speaks the first half of a text post by tumblr user official-kircheis, saying, “Me: lately I’ve been feeling like I am completing my tasks slower than everyone else, but I know I’m probably too hard on myself. I think I’m suffering from imposter syndrome.”

Panel 2- On a background that goes from light blue to red-orange, Cosmos, Aura, Athena, Clay, and Fulbright are assembled. They look, to varying degrees, alarmed. Clay looks incredulous. As a group, they say the rest of official-kircheis’s post, finishing: “Everyone else on the space ship: what syndrome”. End ID)

followed u & realized u’re a fellow fil! unless ph stands for something hnggghhh. may i pls request a nice floof sketch with klapollo and/or wrightworth? just them being cute together. have a nice dayyy labyu po hihi

- ◡̈ anon

hiiiii fellow fil 🥴 i've had these for a while now but they're still pretty recent so have my broadway actor apollo au and this other au where klapollo goes to my old highschool<3

pov they are all little haters (ID under cut)

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