I Love Going Viral On Tumblr.com. It’s Like If You Stood In A Field And Said Some Of The Stupidest

When knew that forming meaningful relationships actually improves your quality of life??? Why wasn't I told this sooner

Sometime after Arthur has come back to life and had several panic attacks (I hope)…

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When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

John and Arthur's dynamics are so fucking good, like they kinda just oscillate violently between "soulmates who'd kill for each other, who'd DIE for each other if it meant the other would be okay" and "bitterly divorced couple who physically can't restrain themselves from inserting themselves into the other's lives simply to cause them the most amount of pain" and it's beautiful.

Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.

I was looking through the malevolent wiki and I'm pretty sure arthur has been punched the same amount of times he has fallen down a hole and gotten seriously injured. Can't be healthy.

Oh god whenever I hear Peggy Gordon I am immediately thrown back into a wild hyperfixation that tastes of brainrot and all-consuming obsession, I am not well

Imagine meeting someone for the first time and within 48 hours you pour out your worst traumas, declare that the man is, in fact, your entire life purpose (cue homoerotic tension), drive to a random farm in the middle of nowhere while he continuously seems to speak with some 3rd person, have a bug fucking BURROW into you arm, and then this guy has a reeeally tough time trying to CUT YOUR ARM OFF. With an AXE. And then he just dumps you in a hospital and never speaks to you again. Rip Oscar's left arm

Harlan. Please. This is a romance. They are in love.

He's like "oh guys, Arthur and John won't be a thing" but then make John want to kill a man cuz he gave Arthur the least amount of romantic attention