OK so in season 5 where gabriel has all the miraculous rings:
IMAGINE he just... wore those ALL THE TIME, idk i thought this was funny:
i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users
#MrForkleHateClub
Have I ever told you guys how much I HATE Mr Forkle :3?
He likes woodcarving and decorates his place with his carvings despite his girlfriend being perpetually on fire
He and Peril collectively have three braincells, each having one with the extra bouncing between them like a game of ping pong
He sometimes breathes a little bit of fire on himself to make sure he's still fireproof before he hugs Peril
She inexplicably hates jenga for literally no reason
She's bi (just got that vibe, yn?)
She likes drawing in burnable objects with her flamescails
Is absolutely terrified that she will accidentally burn a carving that Clay made
She is incredibly muscular but is also the shortest in the group other than Sunny
She likes bridal carrying Riptide and calling him babygirl
She is a master of martial arts and hosts classes for it at Jade Mountain Academy
She has an absolutely terrifying reputation outside her school but actually spoils l her students rotten
She constantly makes fun of Tsunami for being short
She also makes fun of Deathbringer for being short
She is a total weeb but is terrified that Deathbringer will find out and make fun of her (he already knows)
She REALLY likes food but tries to keep a regal image when her subjects are around
She is the most well liked queen in all of Pyriah
She is impossible to fluster
She's a top
She secretly likes meat
He always exaggerates his age to try and seem cooler but is actually quite a few months younger than Glory
He is secretly in a d&d group with Kinkajou, Winter, and Qibli but is desperately trying to keep it a secret from Glory (Kinkajou told her all about it)
He loves dishing out flirty comments to Glory but is INSTANTLY flustered as soon as he gets one back
He's secretly a vegetarian
He tries to act like a flirtatious top but is very much the opposite
He is amazing at keeping secrets from literally everyone except Glory
He is a romantic ace
He makes a podcast with Fatespeaker
He loves dancing
Despite being blind he has a wonderful memory and is able to memorize a new environment in only a few hours
He has a fear of fire for several obvious reasons and keeps his library OBSCENELY cold
She is a lesbian
Clay is her wingman
She is terrified that she will have to inherent the throne and is begging her mother for a sibling
She has severe anxiety
She desperately wants to be a leader but is too scared that no one will listen to her
What could I headcannon, she's perfect
Also she and Smolder are totally fucking
She also makes sure Onyx knows just to get on her nerves even more
She's also planning on adopting Qibli
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Eman (DANGEROUSLY LOW ON FUNDS)
what if the series ends with Sophie's mind breaking
and because she is the only person who can heal a broken mind, then that would just be. the end
What do the neverseen do when they're not scheming???? Sit around and give each other pedicures???
the arcane fandom can argue about literally anything, but the one thing we all agree on is that ekko, the boy savior, is the most unproblematic character ever, and that we all absolutely love him. while everyone else is caught up in gay tragedy of all kinds, my boy ekko is just over here trying to fix his goddamn tree
Another thing about the Titan that I enjoyed was how he's so fundamentally different from Belos's christian idea of god. She's bigender. She's super chill and takes the appearance of a 40 something dad when talking to mortals. That loud, disruptive woman who is bi, commits treason, and refuses to fall in line? Yeah He's been watching her and is a huge fan. She loves bread puns and uses his powers to make magic more accesible for everyone. He trusts a 14 year old girl with the power of god to save the world and defeat the white, straight man who came to colonize his world.
Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.
Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.
Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.
Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.
We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.
The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.
Kenric has come back to life.
Forkle is actually a quintuplet.
Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.
Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.
The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.
Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.
I am still reading this godforsaken book series.
Helloooo, I mostly reblog lolQuote from Bones UK: ‘Pretty Waste’ PFP and background by me
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