Sourapplesnake - “Will You Want Me When I’m Old And Dead?”

I'm completely normal about this movie...

Anyway won't it be cool if all media was treated with this much love and care

Pov: it is 2075 and Shannon just released the 45th KOTLC book.

Keefe ran away for the fourtieth time.

Sophie has unlocked another ten abilities.

Fitz is rocking in the middle of Foxfire screaming “BUT WE’RE COGNATES”.

We still don’t know what happened during the Great Gulon Incident.

The Neverseen has expanded and Alden was secretly evil.

Kenric has come back to life.

Forkle is actually a quintuplet.

Dex hasn’t even been mentioned for the last ten books.

Sophie has no more eyelashes left to pull out and has resorted to pulling out her hair.

The Ballad of Bo and Ro is now longer than KOTLC itself.

Jensi was actually Fintan in disguise all along.

I am still reading this godforsaken book series.

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

hello can anybody hear me

limited perception.

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the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

our dream

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

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In a sense, none of our animals have ever truly "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage.

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but yeah like eighteen to nineteen manticores are currently loose

This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.