Imagine You Work At Some Fucking Roadside Diner In Buttfuck Nowhere And You Have To Wait A Table With

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

stardew valley sequel where it's an intense political simulator and you're trying to topple mayor lewis and take over the town

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay

the thing about supernatural is that, if it were real, hunting as a subculture would have a lot in common with biker and cowboy culture. it already does, aesthetically and as a lifestyle. and that means that it would be full of gay men, or at least gay sex. if supernatural were accurate men would’ve been cruising day and night at Ellen’s roadhouse and Bobby/Rufus would’ve been real. unfortunately no one involved in this goddamn show except maybe late-stage Misha Collins understood that they were making a show about queer masculinity’s place within the American gothic. tragic. many such cases.

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

Mary: Me and Annie did eventually come to love each others as husband and wifes, but it did take a very long times, it did.

Alison: Aw, a slow burn

Mary: …a what.