Rick Astley Did A Cover Of Pink Pony Club And I Loved Him Singing About Having Fun On Stage In His Heels

I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

“well I’ve never been above a little harassment” oh I know Athena takes acab as a compliment

buck: i can’t believe tommy would insinuate that i’m in love with eddie i mean sure i physically couldn’t sleep in his house because i missed him too much until i could distract myself with the guy who apparently felt like eddie was competition for our entire relationship but those things have nothing to do with each other. and anyway he’s straight. i mean surely YOU don’t think i’m in love with eddie. right?

maddie [recovering from her second kidnapping]:

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

do u think ryan’s brother ever watches the show and is like man what the fuck

stardew valley sequel where it's an intense political simulator and you're trying to topple mayor lewis and take over the town

watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.

People need to start telling Ravi about Eddie's and Bucks' problems bc he's starting so much shit unintentionally. Like, first with Ana, then Tommy, then now with blabing about Eddie's texsas offer to Buck. PLS, someone inform this man 🙏