Turn Based Sex. Take As Long As You Need To Think Of A Strategy.

Chim: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like. Buck: Whenever Eddie mentions being gay, I shout "You're gay?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time. Hen: Whenever Karen comes into our room while I'm working, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Chim: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the atationary bike in the living room that's next to the couch Maddie is sitting on.

imagine you are jack quaid. or karl urban. or anthony starr. and nepo cast member pretty boy ackles is in cahoots with the creator of your show. he is able to bring in his frat brother and frat lover from that one shit show that can't seem to die. you want to say something but gay people would crucify you.

an angry sleeper, like a bear

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

The 118 + loved ones in ambulances

Something something Eddie telling Buck “this doesn’t change a thing between us” when he came out vs Pepa telling Buck “I didn’t get here by pretending that things hadn’t changed, I got here by embracing that they had”

always thinking about eddie inviting buck over and over again to his basketball games. do you think on some days, when he asked and buck said sorry, still not my thing, you know that, eddie was so close to tell him yeah, i know, so don't play, just be there, take a book, listen to some music, and just be there, but he stopped himself because asking your best friend for a basketball game to spend more time with him is one thing, but telling your best friend that you just love to have him in your line of sight at all time is something else entirely

me trying to explain destiel: Yeah so they’re gay but like worse because they don’t kiss yeah no they kind of kiss but it’s like really homoerotic eye contact. can you please just watch the show.