I'm Glad That People Are Still Having Fun On Tumblr Even After We Found Out About The Frightening Ghoul

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

“my husband, captain nash.” “maybe i should be dealing with someone else.” “oh you’re dealing with me.” she walked through fire to save her husband. conflict of interests aren’t going to stop her.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Fire captain voice: we can't employ you because you're obviously going to get with a bisexual baddie from Cali by the end of the season

Eddie: what about the PS5 shipped so quickly from Amazon dot com

lupete my beloved

I can and will run on spite, but it's not good for the engine and I wish there was other fuel available.

collecting posts of this type

the Ghosts all gathering around to watch Mike die in the house (he's very old, it's cool) excited to maybe finally get to talk to him but once he's dead he just kinda looks around at them like 'oohhh... okay!!' and immediately moves on. fully satisfied with his life.

New York Times, The One Who Got Away