New York Times, The One Who Got Away

this is amazing!!!!

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

9-1-1 is about found family and how blood doesn't connect family yet Buck has LITERALLY tasted Eddie's blood . Karen did a blood transfusion for Denny . Chim bled out for Maddie . Hen wiped the blood off of Buck's forehead . Chris and Buck had scratches during the tsunami . Eddie pumped the blood back into Buck after he was struck by lightning . Maddie survived Doug by bleeding out in the snow for Buck and Chim AND herself . Athena was beaten and Bobby saved her . Blood DOES connect everyone , just not always genetically .

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

Ever wondered whether Yonderland or Ghosts is the sauciest show? WONDER NO MORE, let this Very Important ScienceTM put your mind at ease

stardew valley sequel where it's an intense political simulator and you're trying to topple mayor lewis and take over the town

I do think the funniest thing they could do would be make episode 12 like a short film about how awful texas is and how Eddie has been blisteringly in love with buck and aware of it the whole time

buck literally had someone sleep on a mattress on the floor with him, get up in the morning and go to the store to buy groceries, find his coffee maker in all the unpacked boxes, and cooked buck breakfast. but the insinuation that anyone might be glad that eddie was in texas made buck freak out so hard that he said several insane sentences in a row, blew up the entire potential rekindled relationship, and essentially chased him out of the house. character of all time. really stellar stuff.

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Buck goes to visit Eddie and Chris. While he’s gone. There’s a news story about two civilians rescuing someone from some disaster.

Chim: Did you hear about what happened in El Paso?

Bobby: A bit, but I didn’t pay much attention.

Hen: What do you mean?

Bobby: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

*Bobby’s phone rings*

Bobby (on phone): Yes, this is Captain Nash. Yes. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Thank god. Yes, of course. Right away.

*hangs up phone*

Bobby: . . . . So, apparently those were my monkeys.