The 118 + Loved Ones In Ambulances

CHRIS: My mom died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my dad I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see he’s moving on, my mom’s death hit him pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. CHRIS, watching BUCK + EDDIE: Update, he got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

potentially a controversial opinion but Eddie’s Texas storyline has been amazing for buddie for a lot of reasons but the best reason is the absolute surge of phone sex fics

cupholders in the car is such a swag feature that nobody talks about. cars can usually hold upwards of four drinks

the face of a man who cannot handle learning anymore lore about his insane coworkers

owlstiel ! inspired by this post

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

the idea that they might be going with the unrequited feelings route, even if it’s for a little bit, is so so funny to me. yes it’s horrible from buck’s side. from eddie’s side however it’s hysterical. To Me. like. yes buck, i put you in my will and made you the legal guardian of my son when i die. and didn’t tell you about it. until a year later when i almost died and you saved my life then said it should’ve been you. yeah it’s because i know you wouldn’t refuse. yes buck, i counted every single second you were dead. yes i couldn’t even look at you while you were on that hospital bed. yes i reached out for you when i thought i was dying. yes i saw my son and you when i needed something to give me strength to fight and get back to my family. And More. So Much More. i did all that Heterosexually.

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man