The Unpacking Metaphor Is Deliberate And Nobody Can Tell Me Otherwise.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

potentially a controversial opinion but Eddie’s Texas storyline has been amazing for buddie for a lot of reasons but the best reason is the absolute surge of phone sex fics

People need to start telling Ravi about Eddie's and Bucks' problems bc he's starting so much shit unintentionally. Like, first with Ana, then Tommy, then now with blabing about Eddie's texsas offer to Buck. PLS, someone inform this man 🙏

the idea that they might be going with the unrequited feelings route, even if it’s for a little bit, is so so funny to me. yes it’s horrible from buck’s side. from eddie’s side however it’s hysterical. To Me. like. yes buck, i put you in my will and made you the legal guardian of my son when i die. and didn’t tell you about it. until a year later when i almost died and you saved my life then said it should’ve been you. yeah it’s because i know you wouldn’t refuse. yes buck, i counted every single second you were dead. yes i couldn’t even look at you while you were on that hospital bed. yes i reached out for you when i thought i was dying. yes i saw my son and you when i needed something to give me strength to fight and get back to my family. And More. So Much More. i did all that Heterosexually.

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

buck: i can’t believe tommy would insinuate that i’m in love with eddie i mean sure i physically couldn’t sleep in his house because i missed him too much until i could distract myself with the guy who apparently felt like eddie was competition for our entire relationship but those things have nothing to do with each other. and anyway he’s straight. i mean surely YOU don’t think i’m in love with eddie. right?

maddie [recovering from her second kidnapping]:

what if you were in an AIR VENT and on the phone with YOUR WIFE and then there was an EXPLOSION and your BEST FRIEND is INJURED and you LOSE YOUR MASK and get exposed to AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS

my favourite 9-1-1 fandom experience is how youll see someone ONLY post about buddie, and so you assume their favourite character is either buck or eddie but then theyre like “actually no i fucking hate both of them i just think they should be dumbasses together. my fave is RAVI❤️❤️💕💕💕”