#what Do You Mean This Is Not How The Scene Went?

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

say yes to heaven (it's him he's the heaven)

Chim: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like. Buck: Whenever Eddie mentions being gay, I shout "You're gay?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time. Hen: Whenever Karen comes into our room while I'm working, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Chim: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the atationary bike in the living room that's next to the couch Maddie is sitting on.

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Buck: NO ONE ELSE IS QUITTING THIS MONTH The rest of the 118:

actual footage of eddie when buck does anything for him

cupholders in the car is such a swag feature that nobody talks about. cars can usually hold upwards of four drinks