Buckthena Team Ups Will Forever Be Awesome. 100% Guarantee That They Will Accomplish What They’re Set

how are we doing gang

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

buck literally had someone sleep on a mattress on the floor with him, get up in the morning and go to the store to buy groceries, find his coffee maker in all the unpacked boxes, and cooked buck breakfast. but the insinuation that anyone might be glad that eddie was in texas made buck freak out so hard that he said several insane sentences in a row, blew up the entire potential rekindled relationship, and essentially chased him out of the house. character of all time. really stellar stuff.

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

She’s had more resurrections than an spn character

the way this show makes me physically do the Pikachu face I'm not even kidding I be watching like this

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay