the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
The fact that Pluto is still such a topic of debate, and as it turns out has always been is really funny to me. All the politely and academically worded slander is even better. Despite the horrors it is still a magical and wonderful world.
Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
The femms, mascs, androgs, and nonconformative folk of the world need a leader, and I... am not that leader. I am however the cat that will sit and purr in the lap of the aforementioned leader while she sits in her evil lair's swivel chair.