Yao: Hello and welcome to our favorite game show: Is He Good Enough For Him (Probably Not)! Today we have Alfred with us who just introduced his new bae to his family at home! Alfred: Hi I'm Alfred and I've been friends with Ivan for months and we just made things official! My family knows him so I'm just wondering what they think of him. Yao: Well you've come to the right show! Now let's look at our contestants today: We have Francis, Matthew and Arthur! Alfred are you ready? Alfred: Yes I am! Here's question number one, what is the noise you guys collectively made when I walked into the house and announced Ivan as my boyfriend: A. "oooh" B. "ehhhhh" C. "ughh" Arthur: B. ehhh. Yao: And ding ding ding, that's correct! Alfred: I didn't know that "ehhh" was you guys' reaction to Ivan being my boyfriend. [guilty silence] Matthew: W-Well that was before we got to know him! Arthur: Yeah now it's more of an “UGHHH" Alfred: What? Arthur: I said what I said. Yao: Alright I'm checking my watch and it looks like it's time for our new segment: Who Said That? Alfred you're gonna read each of the statements on that card and match them to your friends or relatives or whatever they are to you. Alfred: Okay, when asked do you like Alfred's boyfriend the following answers were given: A. "If he's happy then I'm happy, if he likes him then I like him" B. "I don't think I've gotten to know how him well enough to say if I like him or not, though I was kinda turned off when he made that 9/11 joke at dinner." C. "I hate him." Arthur: I'll give you a clue I'm the one who hates him! Yao: That wasn't really a clue, you kinda just gave him the answer. Alfred: Why do you hate him?
Arthur: Because, you git! He's a psychopath who probably abuses people in his spare time! Francis, strained voice: Arthur, we're on television.. Arthur: I know! I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, IVAN! Matthew: For the record I'll support you no matter what. You could do cocaine off a gas station toilet seat and I'd still be cheering you on. Alfred: Aw thanks Mattie! Yao: OKAY let's move on please, Alfred read the third question. Alfred: Okay, so which one of these do you think is my type: A. Introvert who is really polite and looks innocent when he's really not B. A try hard cutie who's stressed all the time but has a good heart C. Creepy psychos with murderous tendencies. Arthur: C. Matthew: C. Francis: C. Alfred: Seriously!? Francis: Sweetheart I'm sorry but all the people you date are either batsh*t feral or eerily calm, and either way they're ALWAYS in the mood to kill someone. Arthur: Even your anime kins are psychotic. Like come on, who even likes Toga Himiko? Matthew: Yeah I have to agree. Natalya wasn’t good candidate. Arthur: Natalya literally tried to KILL you, Alfred. Alfred: I don't know why you guys are so quick to judge, you don't know him like I do! He's actually a very sweet guy! Francis: I hate to keep bringing this up but he did say that 9/11 joke. Alfred: THAT WAS ONE TIME. Francis: I would argue that's still too many. Arthur: You know he's just gonna hurt you in the end! Yao: Uhhh I think it's time for the next questi- Arthur: AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE! Francis: Arthur this is a family friendly program! Matthew: I think what Arthur's trying to say is- Arthur: You're making bad choices. You date questionable people, you don't even use protection! Francis: Ooooh. Matthew: Um we're on live tv in case you all forgo- Alfred: Who are you, my dad!? Arthur: You know what? I hope you get STD, so it will teach you a lesson! Yao: ANDDDD WE'RE BREAKING TO COMMERCIAL AND NEVER COMING BACK.
ignore the mess i was supposed to be doing literally anything but this. call me batman the way I’m out here serving justice (drawing Hetalia fanart in the year 2k24. unacceptable.)
love ur au! very sweet. needed to see him in armor biblically.
I AUDIBLY GASPED UPON OPENING THIS ITS SO GOOD the design is immaculate and exactly how id imagine it, thank you so much😭💞 ur so right u are definitely out here serving justice AND beautiful art
Alfred's phone: Most would think he would go for the newest iphone there is but they are wrong. Alfred's phone is a black iPhone X.The reason why this is because they have a bunch of cool superhero cases for that type of model and Alfred refuses to change it. Even if he broke his phone he would still get the exact same model. Alfred has many, many, many superhero cases for his phone, but his most used one is a Captain America case. Ivan's phone: He's not very picky about phones. If he can call, text, and play Tetris it's okay in his book. He used to have a Samsung flip phone. However Alfred refused to be seen with him if he had a flip phone (Samsung at that!) so Alfred dragged him down to the Apple store. Ivan didn't want to go, but there actually were a lot of good phones there, and he ended up buying an iPhone XR (By Alfred's recommendation). At first his case is just pitch black with a photo of him and Alfred slipped into it, but then he found a sunflower designed case and he never looked back. The photo is still in there of course, Alfred thinks it's adorable. Francis: He is by far the pickiest out of everyone else. He'll only buy from the top company of phones, which is Apple. He picked iPhone 11 cause he thought it looked the most beautiful. Arthur thought that was a bogus way of choosing a phone. Arthur doesn't like his phone very much because of the lack of actual buttons and he finds it very confusing. Francis taught him how to use it but he still thought it was stupid anyway. He has a rose designed case, it actually looks very aesthetic pleasing. Arthur: Arthur refuses to have a phone that doesn't have a physical button. It's complicated for him and sometimes he forgets how to even operate the phone without a button. At first he had a Galaxy s7 but Francis was so horrified and disgusted by the design that he dragged Arthur to go phone-shopping. Arthur was frustrated because every other phone company either didn't have phones with buttons or the design did have buttons but it was ugly. Only one company made good looking phones with buttons and that was Apple. Arthur was even more frustrated because Apple is an American brand and he didn't want to buy from an American brand. But after he laid eyes on a rose gold 7 iPhone he completely changed his mind. Yao: He has one of those cheap knock-off brand phones that work just as good as the original. His phone is a fake Samsung s8, and people, especially Yung Soo tell him to get an actual none-knock off phone because it's not like he's poor. He can afford an actual phone, he's the second richest nation. But Yao refuses and says that his phone works just as well as the original and he doesn't need a real one. Because he's cheap and stingy and doesn't want to waste his money on a real phone when we can save his money buying a fake phone that works just as well. He has a cute panda case. Matthew: Used to have a Nokia flip phone, but Alfred felt embarrassed for him and took it upon himself to buy his twin brother an actual phone ("I refuse to be seen with you while you're holding that pathetic phone. Imagine the ridicule, Mattie, THE RIDICULE.") so now they have matching iPhone X phones. Matthew's case is pitch black though, he's not very big on cases and doesn't think buying a flashy one will do anything. Ludwig: Another person who is yet again dragged into buying a modern phone. He had a flip phone just like Matthew. Gilbert and Feliciano were mortified that Ludwig had such a phone, especially during the 21st century cause that's just embarrassing. They bought him a Nokia 7 plus since it has to survive all of Ludwig's hardcore workouts. Once again his case is pitch black since he's not big on designs and thinks they're unnecessary. Feliciano: Has an LG v10 because he's clumsy and constantly falls and he needs a durable phone that can survive anything (liquid, concrete, etc.). Feliciano once had a regular Huawei 10 which Kiku gave him but he broke it in less than 4 hours. The phone also has a good camera and Feliciano loves taking pictures.
Kiku: Samsung Note cause the pen comes in handy. Yao dislikes it because his child just spent hundreds on a real phone when he could've bought a fake one instead. Mei and Leon aren't happy either because Yao makes them have fake OPPO phones but Kiku has a real phone? Not fair. Gilbert: Nokia 7 Plus as well. Gilbert also has the same hardcore workout as Ludwig, and does much more like parachuting, rock climbing, cliff diving, etc. so Gilbert's phone really has to be durable and be able survive anything or else Gilbert would have to constantly get a new phone every few months. His case is the Prussian flag, but he had to get it customized because they don't make Prussian merchandise anymore. Roderich: At first, had no phone. He didn't think it was necessary since he had an eagle to send messages already. Gilbert told him that wasn't how awesome people do things these days. He was even more mortified to find out that Hubert, his and Roderich's 8 year old son, HUBERT, did not have a phone, he dragged them both down to the nearest phone store and got them both Samsung Note 10 phones since he knows the two of them love to have something like a pen or a paintbrush or a baton (for conducting) in their hand so he bought them the phone that had the pen. Roderich was against it but Hubert seemed to love it and was mesmerized by how the pen could operate the phone instead of a finger. Roderich gave in and bought the phone anyway. He said he wouldn't use it as much, but he was mistaken because Gilbert couldn't tear Roderich's eyes away from his phone for weeks. Roderich had to go to rehab. Lovino: Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. He had refined tastes and high standards, and this phone meets it all. It's gorgeous, it's useful, it's practical, hell, this phone is like his best friend. He's just as obsessed with it as Roderich in which Gilbert said "Why am I always attracted to phone obsessed people"
THIS IS SO CUTE
so basically i have this gay-ass seaside town au and one day i might write it but for now i will just explain it:
switzerland owns an antiques shop and lives in the house above it with his partner austria, a violinist in an orchestra. switzerland's little sister, liechtenstein comes to stay with them.
canada is an online food influencer. he had made a career out of doing food blogging, and has published books with the help of his bf, the netherlands.
england lives in a lighthouse on a cliff with france. england always tells people that there is nothing between them, and has been doing so for the past 20 years, despite the fact that they've raised two kids together.
sweden and finland chaotic household with two kids, sealand and ladonia, and a dog. your typical super-parents and their feral children. the dog is the most responsible family member.
baby-sitter america with a love for space travel starts taking the kids he takes care of too an astronomy club that russia helps run.
yeah that's all the ideas i got so far lmao here's a map, it ain't done yet tho. any similarities to hythe in kent are 😳 pure coincidence 😳
sketch for my friend uwu❤.
Ivan holding the love of his life (im so normal about them)
(click for better quality)
You know who I think Alfred would like irl? Chris Pine. Specifically from the Wonder Woman movie. He got that pilot outfit, the blue eyes, the jawline, he's hot but could also be considered cute. He just needs to be more blonde and not have any stubble, oh and have glasses BUT THE FACE CARD IS THERE
I mean look at him thats peak american
Both Francis and Arthur have very powerful singing voices, but Francis can sing lullabies perfectly. Arthur is great at singing, but not lullabies. He sounds flat.
Was listening to California Girls yesterday.
For some reason the bikini ended up looking sorta like a cheerleader uniform oops >w<;; Got lazier in coloring and drawing at the end.
ROMANTIC LUDWIG ROMANTIC LUDWIG ROMANTIC LUDWIG ROMANTIC LUDIWG
EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS COOL HE STILL LOOKS CUTE
HES BEING SO STRATEGIC IN THE GAME WTF
ALFIE😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏
Where I show my love for Alfred, RusAme, the FACE fam, and Hetalia in general
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