You Loooove Him

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they had a situationship

his eyes are GLUED to that collar his ass is NOT listening

they said sorry about the heartbreak but we could not relate less

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

"you love it, you love my tiktok" is the same as "I make you laugh, I make you smile" is the same as "you love it, you wanna do it more". night transforms or whatever

BABE?! DAN CALLED PHIL BABE?!

"what are you"

"a power bottom"

"and what does a power bottom say"

"fuck me hard"

alright, yeah no great, awesome even

Dan losing it every time Phil gets a question right it's giving