"you Love It, You Love My Tiktok" Is The Same As "I Make You Laugh, I Make You Smile" Is The Same As

the scream i scrumpt

his eyes are GLUED to that collar his ass is NOT listening

you loooove him

whatever

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

Nineteen year old Dan Howell cried on Phil's couch one too many times about all the adult things he didn't know how to do and Phil said don't worry about it babygirl I'll do your taxes forever <3

they said sorry about the heartbreak but we could not relate less

i love when his northern accent just pops out

"what are you"

"a power bottom"

"and what does a power bottom say"

"fuck me hard"

alright, yeah no great, awesome even