Sploinkyniko - SploinkyNiko

(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.

Manoeuvre is such a bullshit word. You don't need all those vowels.

whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own

i love the "let's ___ with mama" posts. im imagining an alternate universe where it's "let's ___ with baby" instead. the mamaverse.

au where blaze the cat is sent to the equestria girls universe and ends up joining the weird polycule they have going on...... i guess??

Thank you Minecraft movie we all say in unison

I did not expect there to be gay porn in the Minecraft movie

Like the 69ing, the ass grabbing, hair pulling and the "Let my hips guide you" omg 😭😭😭

Needed it to be longer though tbh

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

what the hell

as it always does 🍎

@moguche030

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure